He was a lonely potato the bed of dirt he was the ripest of potato's how could him the potato's life grow on...
spoiler alert he turns into crisps.
mcoys.
the wet,nasty and soggy kind that no one likes
and when you eat them they taste like crusty butthole
yes i know what butthole tastes like beacause i eat the booty like groceries
i have never seen a untasty ass before
i especially eat carrot flavoured condoms they taste sooo good on cucumbers