A/N: Ok just to let you people know, I go this idea from watching a DBZ
episode (because it's fun to make fun of it). And I changed this from a DBZ
fic to a HP fic. Enjoy. Just a reminder, no flames, unless you're
suggesting something to make it better, I don't care.
This begins when Harry's almost dead after a battle with Voldemort, and right now, Voldemort is going to finish Harry off. (A/N: Yeah go Voldemort! Sorry to all the people who like Harry; my friends and I hate him.)
Voldemort: Any last words before I finish you?
Harry: Yes.
Voldemort: Well speak up boy.
Harry: You have the ugliest eyes I've ever seen.
Voldemort: ::all confused:: What?
Harry: You think I just hate you just because you killed my parents? (A/N: I HATE Voldemort and Peter because they killed Lily and James! Lily's the BEST character in the Harry Potter series!!!!!!!)
Voldemort: Of course, who wouldn't want revenge on the person who killed their parents?
Harry: Well, yeah that's one of the reasons. But most of all, you are so not cool and ugly!
Voldemort: ::disgusted:: What do you mean? I look at myself in the mirror everyday and I ask Peter every day, "How do I look?" and he says, "You look stunning!"
Harry: That's cause Peter's a gay freak.
Voldemort: How dare you insult Peter?!
Harry: Very easily, I talk and insult.
Voldemort: I didn't mean for you to answer that!
Harry: Well to bad, I did.
Voldemort: Well I guess I can kill you off now can I?
Harry: Did you listen to anything I just said?
Voldemort: Of course I did, then why would I be responding to your comments?
Harry: Well I'm not finished.
Voldemort: ::gives a confusing look::
Harry: I'm not finished insulting you.
Voldemort: Damn.
Harry: What, are you to weak to handle it?"
Voldemort: Of course I can; bring it on!
Harry: You sure?
Voldemort: Yes!
Harry: Are you positively sure?
Voldemort: Of course!
Harry: Are you-
Voldemort: God dammit yes already!
Harry: Fine. You-
Voldemort: SHUT UP WOULD YOU?
Harry: I was just going to insult you.
Voldemort: Ok please continue. (A/N: Doesn't that sound weird if you haven't read the story?)
Harry: You have the ugliest eyes because I absolutely hate the color red.
Voldemort: It's not my fault! ::sobs:: They only got that way because I went evil! You can't blame me!
Harry: Yes I can.
Voldemort: No you can't!
Harry: Yes I can, I'm insulting you at the moment so I can say that! Oh yeah just to let you know, everything is your fault.
Voldemort: No it isn't!!!
Harry: Oh yes it is.
Voldemort: It's not my fault that you love Hermione Granger. (A/N: That was unexpected. Well, maybe not for me because I'm the person writing this story.)
*Hermione pops out of nowhere*
Hermione: Did he just say what I think he just said?
Harry: Umm, umm, umm, uh-NO!
Voldemort: So you do like her!
Harry: ::gets all mad:: NO I DON'T!!!!!
Voldemort: You're just saying that because you're taken offense that someone actually figured it out!
Hermione: Harry, is this true?
Harry: Well, umm, umm, umm,::in small voice:: Yes I do.
Hermione: What?
Harry: Yes, ok I love you!
Hermione: Oh cool, (A/N: I know totally unlike Hermione, but I could thing of anything for her to say.) wanna go out with me then?
Harry: Sure! ::is all happy::
Voldemort: Could we please continue what we were doing before?
Harry: Yeah sure. See ya Hermione.
Hermione: Bye.
*Hermione vanishes*
Harry: Lemme see. Ok, you don't have any friends.
Voldemort: Of course I do! I have Peter!
Harry: He's just nothing but a lab dog and a gay freak.(A/N: Sound familiar Laura?) I thought we already established that he was a gay freak.
Voldemort: ::sobs:: That's not true!
Harry: Believe me, it's true. I've seen the way he acts around you, and the proof is right there in front of you.
Voldemort: ::sobs:: Well I still have my pet snake!
Harry: Boy you really have a bad social life. No wonder you turned evil.
Voldemort: You're the first one to figure that out! Sure I did turn evil because my dad left my mother, but I still wanted revenge on all the kids at Hogwarts who made fun of me!
Harry: I never said I pitied you!
Voldemort: That's because you don't know what kind of hell I went through when I was a teenager!
Harry: You know what? I don't know about you pathetic teenage years, and I really don't care about that because it's fun to insult you.
Voldemort: That's it! I've taken enough of this crap; I'm leaving! ::sobs hysterically and runs away::
Harry: I should do that more often. It gets people out of my face quicker and it's an amusing way of doing it.
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A/N: Yay! I is done. Thank God, my hands were starting to hurt. R&R!!!!! (
This begins when Harry's almost dead after a battle with Voldemort, and right now, Voldemort is going to finish Harry off. (A/N: Yeah go Voldemort! Sorry to all the people who like Harry; my friends and I hate him.)
Voldemort: Any last words before I finish you?
Harry: Yes.
Voldemort: Well speak up boy.
Harry: You have the ugliest eyes I've ever seen.
Voldemort: ::all confused:: What?
Harry: You think I just hate you just because you killed my parents? (A/N: I HATE Voldemort and Peter because they killed Lily and James! Lily's the BEST character in the Harry Potter series!!!!!!!)
Voldemort: Of course, who wouldn't want revenge on the person who killed their parents?
Harry: Well, yeah that's one of the reasons. But most of all, you are so not cool and ugly!
Voldemort: ::disgusted:: What do you mean? I look at myself in the mirror everyday and I ask Peter every day, "How do I look?" and he says, "You look stunning!"
Harry: That's cause Peter's a gay freak.
Voldemort: How dare you insult Peter?!
Harry: Very easily, I talk and insult.
Voldemort: I didn't mean for you to answer that!
Harry: Well to bad, I did.
Voldemort: Well I guess I can kill you off now can I?
Harry: Did you listen to anything I just said?
Voldemort: Of course I did, then why would I be responding to your comments?
Harry: Well I'm not finished.
Voldemort: ::gives a confusing look::
Harry: I'm not finished insulting you.
Voldemort: Damn.
Harry: What, are you to weak to handle it?"
Voldemort: Of course I can; bring it on!
Harry: You sure?
Voldemort: Yes!
Harry: Are you positively sure?
Voldemort: Of course!
Harry: Are you-
Voldemort: God dammit yes already!
Harry: Fine. You-
Voldemort: SHUT UP WOULD YOU?
Harry: I was just going to insult you.
Voldemort: Ok please continue. (A/N: Doesn't that sound weird if you haven't read the story?)
Harry: You have the ugliest eyes because I absolutely hate the color red.
Voldemort: It's not my fault! ::sobs:: They only got that way because I went evil! You can't blame me!
Harry: Yes I can.
Voldemort: No you can't!
Harry: Yes I can, I'm insulting you at the moment so I can say that! Oh yeah just to let you know, everything is your fault.
Voldemort: No it isn't!!!
Harry: Oh yes it is.
Voldemort: It's not my fault that you love Hermione Granger. (A/N: That was unexpected. Well, maybe not for me because I'm the person writing this story.)
*Hermione pops out of nowhere*
Hermione: Did he just say what I think he just said?
Harry: Umm, umm, umm, uh-NO!
Voldemort: So you do like her!
Harry: ::gets all mad:: NO I DON'T!!!!!
Voldemort: You're just saying that because you're taken offense that someone actually figured it out!
Hermione: Harry, is this true?
Harry: Well, umm, umm, umm,::in small voice:: Yes I do.
Hermione: What?
Harry: Yes, ok I love you!
Hermione: Oh cool, (A/N: I know totally unlike Hermione, but I could thing of anything for her to say.) wanna go out with me then?
Harry: Sure! ::is all happy::
Voldemort: Could we please continue what we were doing before?
Harry: Yeah sure. See ya Hermione.
Hermione: Bye.
*Hermione vanishes*
Harry: Lemme see. Ok, you don't have any friends.
Voldemort: Of course I do! I have Peter!
Harry: He's just nothing but a lab dog and a gay freak.(A/N: Sound familiar Laura?) I thought we already established that he was a gay freak.
Voldemort: ::sobs:: That's not true!
Harry: Believe me, it's true. I've seen the way he acts around you, and the proof is right there in front of you.
Voldemort: ::sobs:: Well I still have my pet snake!
Harry: Boy you really have a bad social life. No wonder you turned evil.
Voldemort: You're the first one to figure that out! Sure I did turn evil because my dad left my mother, but I still wanted revenge on all the kids at Hogwarts who made fun of me!
Harry: I never said I pitied you!
Voldemort: That's because you don't know what kind of hell I went through when I was a teenager!
Harry: You know what? I don't know about you pathetic teenage years, and I really don't care about that because it's fun to insult you.
Voldemort: That's it! I've taken enough of this crap; I'm leaving! ::sobs hysterically and runs away::
Harry: I should do that more often. It gets people out of my face quicker and it's an amusing way of doing it.
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A/N: Yay! I is done. Thank God, my hands were starting to hurt. R&R!!!!! (