LUKE ZVARRIS ATMEY ADVENTURES 1
TURNABOT 911
by barrylawn
one day luke zvarri ace detetive was in his office wen suddenly his dunse ass istant ron delight FELL DOWN DE STARES!
"RIN AR YU OK" shout atmey and he look upstair "WHOOOOO DID DIS?!" he rage
"mr atme call 911"
however before at cold call 911 der was a nock on de door
"OPN UP DIS IS 911!" shout de door
"hoos ther" said satmey suspcios
"i am detective rye vall and i work for 911 bich"
"hrrrgh very well"
so atmy went to closed door and made the closed door open door
ryval came in
"good bich now im detective val so lets inestigation"
ry looked at ron and stairs
"ok mr delite you arrest"
"wat wy"
"its cleer to me dat yu ar resposible"
"NOOO PLEEEESE LISSEEEEEN" scream ron
"HOLD TAT" shout atmey "wy ar yu aresting run hes de victim"
REBUT
"becaus bich der was noone else in heere at time"
"ZVARRI" shout atmey and he present his profile "I WAS HER"
"oh ok and yu call 911 im gessing"
"no"
"GASSSP WHY NOT O I NO YU WANTED HIM DED!"
"yyargh?" scream luk and he was arrest
AT DETAINMENT SENTRA
"why kill me mr atmey" said ron
"IV BEEN FRAME" shout luke
"im sorry mr atmey but i can believe yu"
rebuttal
"only you wer in de hose"
"HOLD IT" shout atmey "but i was don the stairs yu wer up"
"maybe yu lying" said ron and he continue
"noone els cud hav done it"
"ZVARRI!" shout atmy and he repsented 911 "i didnt call 911 and yu didnt call 911 wich meens the attacker is DE MAN WHO CALL 911 AKA DE REEL MURDERER!"
"IM SORRRRRYYYYYYYYY ATMEY" cried ron
"ha its alrite deer ron dat bad detective fool yu"
suddenly atmey recall detects words
"oh ok and yu call 911 im gessing" said black and wite rye
"wy wud he mistake my uneek voice for somone else" said amey "cleery because HE WANTED ME FRAME!"
"AAHAAA" said ron "ill go confront him"
"im conting on yu ron dont be fukkinbg stupid"
"ok sur"
ron went back to investigation place and rye val wos ther
"hello mr delite hop yu recover"
"mr val" siad ron "I AM DE CULPIT!"
"yu are" said rye
"uh i meen mr val YOU AR THE CUPRIT!"
"huhhhh?" swet rival "no how can yu no"
"it was all mr atmeys ace deduction"
"wait heer me out"
REBUTTAL
"ok i admit der was no 911 call"
"PLEEEESE LISTEN!" screamed ron "ha i got yu"
"wat"
"I NEVER SED ATMEYS REESONING"
"AAAH" scream ryvel "dats it" and he RAN FROM RAN"
"COM BACK" scratched ron but he trip and fell
"so yu here" said atmey
"yes" said rye "you going down"
REBUTTAL
"ok yu didnt call 911 noone did."
"de truth is i was in de area and saw it through window"
"ZVARRI" shout atmey "my office dont HAVE WINDOWS!"
"WAAAT"
"windows ar getto"
"wit lemme finish" sweat rye
"how cud i hav got to front door from stares"
"zvarri" shout luke "der ar no windows yes but dat meens yu got out THROGH DE CHIMNEY!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" scramd rye
"mr forensic" atmey pointed at forensic with rye "go test my chimnet for ryes dna"
LATER
"there there sir"
"WELL RYE EXPLANE DIS"
rye sweated and kicked de forensic
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screm rye and he was arrest
"good job ron" said atmey
"tank you mr atmey can i um have raise"
"nope"
"awwww PLEEEEESE GIMME A RAAAAIIIISSEEEEE!" scraemed ron
THE END