The Melee Gang - A Day In Their Headquaters
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just for people to know, The Melee Gang is just the entire SSBM cast (including the unselectable characters such as Master Hand), and they have a HQ (the title mentions that..), anyway, this is my first SSBM fanfic, so just R&R this and try not to flame, k?
~Melee Kirby~ (aka: Kirby in The Melee Gang!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was just another day in The Melee Gang HQ... and today... Mario and Link fight over... THE LAST BOX OF MCDONALDS FRIES!
Link: "These fries are mine!" (Fighting for them, using his trusty sword as in battle as usual)
Mario: "No! They-are-a MINE!!" (Jumps around dodging Link's sword attacks)
Kirby (Meeee!) walks inbetween the both fighters and both of them stop fighting, and look down at Kirby, wondering what he'll do next. Kirby notices the box of McDonalds fries sitting there and leaps up towards them quickly.
Kirby: "FOOD!!" (Inhales the whole box up)
Link: "Argh! My fries!"
Mario: "Hey! Those-a-were MY fries!"
Kirby: (Rubs his lil' pink tummy) Yummies, that was a nice snack! (Walks off)
Link: "STOP!"
Kirby: "..Huh?" (Stops where he is and faces Link and Mario)
Link: "You ate up my fries!"
Mario: "Oi! I already-a told ya, they are-a MY fries!!"
Kirby: "Er.. since when did you last say 'Oi'?"
Mario: .....
Link: "Those AREN'T your fries, Mario! You're a fat-enough plumber already, and still you decide they are your box of fries!"
Mario: "Well-a, hey! I deserve them! I had-ta save Princess Peach and Isle Delfino a few months back, so I think I earn those-a fries!"
Link: "But I'M going to be in another Zelda game soon in the future, so I need those fries to keep me going!"
Mario: "You arent in the next game, Child-a Link is..."
Link: "I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GBA GAME, NOT THE GC GAME, DARNIT!"
Mario: ....
Link: "..Anyways.. KIRBY! You ate MY fries!!"
Kirby: (blinks)
Link: "Take this!" (pulls out a bow and firearrow, and fires the arrow directly to Kirby)
Kirby: "Eeep!" (Quickly widens his mouth, catching the firearrow and swallowing it whole) "Mmmm.. spicy.." (Kirby earns his fire ability)
Link: "Ah, darnit.."
Kirby: "TAKE THIS!!" (Breathes out flames upon Link, putting him on fire)
Link: (Begins running around like a maniac, on fire) "AAHHHH!! I'M ON FIRE!! I WISH I NEVER HAD SUCH DAMNED, FLAMABLE, GREEN CLOTHES!!!"
Kirby: "Green clothes cant be that bad a color to wear.. green's my favorite color!"
Link: "SHUT UP!!"
Kirby: "Whiner.."
Mario: (Equips his FLUDD pack and switches it on)
FLUDD: "...Power-up complete! Thank you for purchising this product from..."
Mario: "Shut-a-up!"
FLUDD: "Very well.. can I be of assistance?"
Mario: "If you couldn't, then I would-a have not turned you on!"
FLUDD: "Good point.."
Mario: (Uses FLUDD to spray water on Link, but no water comes out) "What-a the heck!?"
FLUDD: "Tank is empty! To refill tank, enter a body of water, and then.."
Mario: "SHUT UP!"
FLUDD: .....
Mario: "Gotta get water! I need to head for the nearest Melee Arena that has some!" (Runs all the way to the Fountain Of Dreams arena and uses FLUDD to take some water out from there)
Kirby: "HEY! That's Dream Water! You shouldn't be using that to..."
Mario: "Be quiet!" (heads back to Link and uses FLUDD to spray water onto Link)
Link: (the flames on him are extinguished) "Thank you Mario! I guess I appoluguise for that argument.. I'll give you those fries as a reward then."
Kirby: "But I ate them, remember..?"
Link: "Oh yeah! Get him!!"
Kirby: "Me and my big mouth.."
Mario & Link: (Chase Kirby) COME BACK HERE!
Kirby: Yikes! (Dashes off)
The End!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Woo that was fun... anyways, this is my first SSBM fanfic, so please R&R it for me and dont flame! I might put another chapter up if I get positive responces! (^-^)
(^-^)~Melee Kirby~(^-^)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Just for people to know, The Melee Gang is just the entire SSBM cast (including the unselectable characters such as Master Hand), and they have a HQ (the title mentions that..), anyway, this is my first SSBM fanfic, so just R&R this and try not to flame, k?
~Melee Kirby~ (aka: Kirby in The Melee Gang!)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was just another day in The Melee Gang HQ... and today... Mario and Link fight over... THE LAST BOX OF MCDONALDS FRIES!
Link: "These fries are mine!" (Fighting for them, using his trusty sword as in battle as usual)
Mario: "No! They-are-a MINE!!" (Jumps around dodging Link's sword attacks)
Kirby (Meeee!) walks inbetween the both fighters and both of them stop fighting, and look down at Kirby, wondering what he'll do next. Kirby notices the box of McDonalds fries sitting there and leaps up towards them quickly.
Kirby: "FOOD!!" (Inhales the whole box up)
Link: "Argh! My fries!"
Mario: "Hey! Those-a-were MY fries!"
Kirby: (Rubs his lil' pink tummy) Yummies, that was a nice snack! (Walks off)
Link: "STOP!"
Kirby: "..Huh?" (Stops where he is and faces Link and Mario)
Link: "You ate up my fries!"
Mario: "Oi! I already-a told ya, they are-a MY fries!!"
Kirby: "Er.. since when did you last say 'Oi'?"
Mario: .....
Link: "Those AREN'T your fries, Mario! You're a fat-enough plumber already, and still you decide they are your box of fries!"
Mario: "Well-a, hey! I deserve them! I had-ta save Princess Peach and Isle Delfino a few months back, so I think I earn those-a fries!"
Link: "But I'M going to be in another Zelda game soon in the future, so I need those fries to keep me going!"
Mario: "You arent in the next game, Child-a Link is..."
Link: "I'M TALKING ABOUT THE GBA GAME, NOT THE GC GAME, DARNIT!"
Mario: ....
Link: "..Anyways.. KIRBY! You ate MY fries!!"
Kirby: (blinks)
Link: "Take this!" (pulls out a bow and firearrow, and fires the arrow directly to Kirby)
Kirby: "Eeep!" (Quickly widens his mouth, catching the firearrow and swallowing it whole) "Mmmm.. spicy.." (Kirby earns his fire ability)
Link: "Ah, darnit.."
Kirby: "TAKE THIS!!" (Breathes out flames upon Link, putting him on fire)
Link: (Begins running around like a maniac, on fire) "AAHHHH!! I'M ON FIRE!! I WISH I NEVER HAD SUCH DAMNED, FLAMABLE, GREEN CLOTHES!!!"
Kirby: "Green clothes cant be that bad a color to wear.. green's my favorite color!"
Link: "SHUT UP!!"
Kirby: "Whiner.."
Mario: (Equips his FLUDD pack and switches it on)
FLUDD: "...Power-up complete! Thank you for purchising this product from..."
Mario: "Shut-a-up!"
FLUDD: "Very well.. can I be of assistance?"
Mario: "If you couldn't, then I would-a have not turned you on!"
FLUDD: "Good point.."
Mario: (Uses FLUDD to spray water on Link, but no water comes out) "What-a the heck!?"
FLUDD: "Tank is empty! To refill tank, enter a body of water, and then.."
Mario: "SHUT UP!"
FLUDD: .....
Mario: "Gotta get water! I need to head for the nearest Melee Arena that has some!" (Runs all the way to the Fountain Of Dreams arena and uses FLUDD to take some water out from there)
Kirby: "HEY! That's Dream Water! You shouldn't be using that to..."
Mario: "Be quiet!" (heads back to Link and uses FLUDD to spray water onto Link)
Link: (the flames on him are extinguished) "Thank you Mario! I guess I appoluguise for that argument.. I'll give you those fries as a reward then."
Kirby: "But I ate them, remember..?"
Link: "Oh yeah! Get him!!"
Kirby: "Me and my big mouth.."
Mario & Link: (Chase Kirby) COME BACK HERE!
Kirby: Yikes! (Dashes off)
The End!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Woo that was fun... anyways, this is my first SSBM fanfic, so please R&R it for me and dont flame! I might put another chapter up if I get positive responces! (^-^)
(^-^)~Melee Kirby~(^-^)