HELLO! ONE AND ALL! AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST EPISODE OF..
FANFICTION SLAUGHTERFEST!
Daft: "Hello! I'm Daft!"
Cyfer: "And I'm Cyfer!"put them in a battle- to the death!"
Both: "And welcome to Fanfiction Slaughterfest!"
Cyfer: "Yes! Where we pair up two of the best that both Pop Culture or Fanfiction has to offer and
Daft: "In the end of each fight, only one will emerge victorious!"
Cyfer: "And after Five glorious matchups, those winners will be put in a Battle Royale, which only one can win."
Daft: "The winner of each of the two Battle Royales will continue to the Slaughterdome, where we will hold the ultimate matchup, to crown this year's Slaughterfest Champion!"
Cyfer: "This means that while each individual matchup is even, the Battle Royales and Slaughterdome fights will NOT!"
Daft: "Which leads us to our very first matchup: Rash, from the beloved Battletoads video games, Versus-"
Cyfer: "Michelangelo, from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!"
Daft: "Now, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome these two ferocious muties into the arena!"
*Cheers and Applause as The Battletoads Theme plays upon the entrance of Rash*
Daft: "I dig the glasses!"
*Cheers and Applause as The TMNT theme plays upon the entrance of Michelangelo*
Cyfer: "Are those…..pizza sauce stains on his shell?"
Daft: "Either that, or blood."
Daft: "Now, before we begin, Fanfiction Slaughterfest was inspired by Adamsebastian99's Death Battle series. We obtained his permission to host our own version of the event, here on Minecraftpsyco99's Profile."
Cyfer: "Be sure to check him out, at time of writing he just finished up Season One of Death Battle, and we may or may not do a Crossover Episode for his Season Two…*Wink*Wink*"
Daft: "Stats time!"
Cyfer: "Oh! Yeah! I almost forgot!"
Cyfer: Rash, whose real name is David Shar, stands 6.3 Ft tall, weighs 182 lbs, was born on July, 26th 1981, and is colored toad green.
Daft: His moves include: Ball n' Chain: Rash delivers a leg sweep(or a kick) in which his foot turns into a spiked ball, Spiked Boot Thrust: the battletoad charges towards his enemy, turns his foot into a giant boot with spiked floor and kicks his enemy right in his face/chest, Flying Battleaxe: A jump kick in which Rash's foot turns into a giant axe, Side Arm Slice: where he gives a sidearm punch with his giant fist extended Steel Claw Strike: he turns his hands into steel claws and the proceeds to jam them on the face of a downed enemy and Springin' Stamp: Rash turns his legs into springs.
Cyfer: To describe Rash in a single sentence he is Super cool, flamboyant, and naive to little things, a true super egomaniac and a narcissistic bad toad.
Cyfer: Now the rating…
*Drum Roll*
Cyfer: 8!
Daft: Now on to Michelangelo!
Daft: Mutated from a turtle to a mutant turtle by the mysterious "Ooze", Mikey had been trained in the art of Karate? Wait… is it Kung Fu?
Cyfer: He's a Ninja, okay?
Daft: Yea, let's just go with that then.
Daft: Anyhoo, he specializes in Nunchucks which he can swing around violently and bludgeon somebody to death with!
Cyfer: Yay! Death is fun!
Daft: It sure is, which is why I give this fighter a rating of….
*Drum Roll*
Daft: 7!
Cyfer: Alright! Let's get this fight, underway!
Daft: Fighters, take your positions,
Cyfer: 3!
Daft: 2!
Cyfer: 1!
Cyfer and Daft: FIGHT!
Daft: And, Rash gets his first hit in, with a Lightning quick backflip and punch to th-
Cyfer: OH! But Mikey comes through with that Nunchuck attack!
Daft: Look at how fast that Nunchuck is going!
Cyfer: Wait! Did! Rash just took Mikey's Nunchucks and tore them apart!
Daft: What an amazing move by Rash!
Cyfer: It looks like Rash wants Mikey to take him on without weapons, just with Skill!
Daft: OOOOH! That looked like it hurt!
Cyfer: Rash wasn't fast enough to dodge ol' Mikey's kick...Wait! Is Rash bleeding?
Daft: People! Mikey has drawn first blood!
Cyfer: It looks like Mikey's picked up the remants of his Nunchu- OH!
Daft: Mikey just put his Nunchuck remains straight through Rash!
Cyfer: This doesn't look good for Rash….
Daft: Can he continue?
Cyfer: OH! And Mikey's ended it! With a kick to the ribs! Driving the wood even deeper into Rash's body! It's OVER!
Daft: And so Mikey is the first to continue on to our first Battle Royale!
Cyfer: Yep! Be sure to come next episode for another bloodbath of epic proportions on
Daft & Cyfer: FANFICTION SLAUGHTER FEST!
Special Thanks to: Adamsebastian99