*scene: Gryffindor and Slytherin double potions class. Snape calls Neville Longbottom over to show the class how an insanity potion works. He gives a single draught to a shaky Neville, who then jumps up on a table and launches into song*
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
The Irish make jolly good lovers
whether thay be straight or queer
Yes the Irish make jolly good lovers
What with their potatoes and beer
*Seamus hums to the tune of the song and turns to Harry saying "It's quite brilliant actually, came up with the tune 'imself." Harry nods mutely, biting his bottom lip as Ron titters girlishly.*
My Seamus Finnigan, oh he's so hott
Will love me forever
And more often than not
We shall endever
Under the covers of our king size bed!
*Parvati Patil, who has had a crush on Seamus since forever, puts her head on her arms and cries while Lavender Brown pats her back, glaring at Neville, who comes up with a new verse on the spot! Ooo, ahh*
The Irish make jolly good lovers
whether thay be straight or queer
Yes the Irish make jolly good lovers
What with their potatoes and beer
Please don't cry Patil and Brown
You can come on a double date
Don't let our relationship bring you down
And please promise you won't be late
Or you'll be..shot!
*he continues dancing foolishly as Seamus stares at him, mouth agape then yells "But those are our special times Neville!". Ron sits, slumped over at his desk howling with laughter, Hermione repetedly hitting him and angrily whispering "Get up, you look like a fool". *
The Irish make jolly good lovers
whether thay be straight or queer
Yes the Irish make jolly good lovers
What with their potatoes and beer
*Neville wiggles his bottom once more before Snape throws him out into the hall and slams the door shut. "And that class, is what happens when you give Longbottom a draught of insanity potion. Now, turn to page-" He's cut off by Neville yelling. "Ask the leprachauns, they know what I'm talking about!"*
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh!
The Irish make jolly good lovers
whether thay be straight or queer
Yes the Irish make jolly good lovers
What with their potatoes and beer
*Seamus hums to the tune of the song and turns to Harry saying "It's quite brilliant actually, came up with the tune 'imself." Harry nods mutely, biting his bottom lip as Ron titters girlishly.*
My Seamus Finnigan, oh he's so hott
Will love me forever
And more often than not
We shall endever
Under the covers of our king size bed!
*Parvati Patil, who has had a crush on Seamus since forever, puts her head on her arms and cries while Lavender Brown pats her back, glaring at Neville, who comes up with a new verse on the spot! Ooo, ahh*
The Irish make jolly good lovers
whether thay be straight or queer
Yes the Irish make jolly good lovers
What with their potatoes and beer
Please don't cry Patil and Brown
You can come on a double date
Don't let our relationship bring you down
And please promise you won't be late
Or you'll be..shot!
*he continues dancing foolishly as Seamus stares at him, mouth agape then yells "But those are our special times Neville!". Ron sits, slumped over at his desk howling with laughter, Hermione repetedly hitting him and angrily whispering "Get up, you look like a fool". *
The Irish make jolly good lovers
whether thay be straight or queer
Yes the Irish make jolly good lovers
What with their potatoes and beer
*Neville wiggles his bottom once more before Snape throws him out into the hall and slams the door shut. "And that class, is what happens when you give Longbottom a draught of insanity potion. Now, turn to page-" He's cut off by Neville yelling. "Ask the leprachauns, they know what I'm talking about!"*