This got inspired by Bellatrix13's story, Sirius' quiz. If you haven't read at least the first chapter of my Letters and Love story, I swear I'll send rabid sheep after you for not following instructions. If you don't care who Rose and Belle are, I'll still send rabid sheep but it's okay for you to read. I had fun asking others these questions!!! So EVIL. Enjoy!

"Oi, you four! I've got something absolutely important for you guys!" Belle called out perkily.

The marauders were about to ask how she got into the Gryffindor common room but thought better of it as Belle dragged Rose by the collar to where they sat.

"Belle breathe Just because I gave you breathe a muggle quiz that amuses you breathe doesn't mean you have to spread it to breathe them!" Rose exclaimed angrily.

"Okay, who's brave enough to take the test?" Belle asked.

"Alrighty then." Sirius said.

"First question. Do you live?"

"Duh."

"Next, give the name of someone you know."

"Erm… Harper then. Rose."

At that point, Rose made retching and choking noises beside Belle, and Belle laughed hysterically.

"Wait, I change my mind." Sirius said quickly.

"Too late. Now, give a number."

"Umm… two? No, erm… seventeen, 'cause that's my age."

"Okay, do you eat?"

"I couldn't have lived without doing so."

Belle disguised a giggle as a cough then carried on.

"Give another number."

"69."

"Give your favorite food."

"The Hogwarts Christmas roast."

"Give a name of a friend."

"James."

"Give your favorite song title."

"I can't choose. Happy Birthday?"

"Okee. Now, do you go to classes?"

"If I didn't, I'd fail."

"Very creative." Belle said, grinning like mad.

"Give a name of another person."

"Remus?" Sirius replied uncertainly.

"Give your favorite phrase."

"Well, let's see… Bloody hell?"

"Okay, that should do it! Now we shall evaluate your answers." Belle jumped up and pulled Sirius aside where nobody would hear.

"What are you hiding?" James called out.

Ignoring him, Belle continued.

"Ooh, this is too good!" She squealed, then said,

"These are your answers, with NEW questions!"

"Were you out last night? You said duh."

"Who were you with? Rose."

"I don't like where this is going." Sirius mumbled.

"How old is she? 17. At least you got that right." Belle muttered.

"Ahah, here comes the fun part!" She said, and Sirius distinctly heard Rose run away into the dormitories faster than Prongs in stag form.

"Did you kiss? I couldn't have lived without doing so. Bwahaha!!!!"

Sirius' eyes widened. "HARPER!?"

"There's more. How many times did you kiss? 69 times!!!! How did it taste like? The Hogwarts Christmas roast." Belle sputtered as she doubled over from laughter.

"Who did you tell? James. What did he say? Happy Birthday!"

Sirius shook away his shocked expression and exclaimed, "No way is that ever going to happen!!!!"

"Oh, here's the best part!!!" She exclaimed gleefully.

"Did you have sex? If I didn't, I'd fail. Hilarious!!!!!"

"Who did you tell? Remus. What'd he say? Bloody Hell?!" Belle finished, laughing her head off.

Sirius grimaced at her and in a matter of minutes, the two had a mad race around the common room, Belle desperately trying not to get tortured by Sirius' mixed spells.

In a moment, as Sirius let off a leg-locking spell, Rose was making her way down the stairs when the curse hit her and made her fall over, falling squarely on Sirius.

"Very nice. What was the fuss about?" Remus wondered dully

As Sirius struggled to get the both of them up, Belle gave a malicious smile and said, "If you want to know, Remus, you'll take the test this time."

This is just a taster. Set in their seventh year, Rose gave Belle a muggle test. Remus next!!! Whoot! R&R.