Title: Goodbye, Earl
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: Years after Hogwarts Hermione is getting abuse. What will Harry and Ron do?
Note: Where the hell did this idea come from??? I might continue it to finish the song... but I don't know.... Tell me what you think... (Yes I know it sux like hell.... totally not my usual writing style, but I'm feeling weird today...)
Disclaimer: The song is by the Dixie Chicks. The characters (except for Earl) are by J.K. Rowling
"Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their High School Days
Both members of the Four H Club
Both Active in the FFA."
Hermione, Ron, and Harry had been best friends the whole time they were at Hogwarts. They did everything together. Get into mischief, joined the Dueling Club, defeat Dark Wizards, the usual. They were inseperable. And they liked it. All of their differences complimented eachother beautifully. Hermione would give anything to have those times back......
"After graduation Mary Anne went out
Looking for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was Earl."
She met Earl at a concert. He seemed nice enough. He was a muggle and wasn't exactly the pick of the litter, but Hermione kept telling herself she could expect anything better. They lived in a run down house in a small village. Hermione got occasional letters from Ron and Harry. Ron talked about his new job working with his brothers in their joke shop, and Harry was a writer for the Daily Prophet. They always asked why Hermione never wrote back and the truth was she couldn't. Earl never let her. After awhile he started tearing up the letters. She often wondered how she, the top witch at Hogwarts in her time, was reduced to this life.
"Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married
That Wanda started getting abused.
She put on dark glasses and long sleeve blouses
And make up to cover her bruises."
The abuse was terrible. If she didn't cook his food right, he'd beat her. She tried to use magic when he wasn't looking so that the food would come out perfectly, but he always found a flaw in it. After awhile he used any old excuse. If she "looked at him funny". Whatever. She covered the bruises up the best she could, but people knew.
"Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there.
But Earl walk right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care."
Her one friend, ironically Earl's mother, told her to divorce him. She had taken quite a liking to Hermione and was always disappointed in her son. Of course, she loved Earl, but she couldn't believe what he was doing to this girl. Hermione took her advice and visited the lawyer doing two things. Divorcing Earl and putting a restraining order on him. She had to. Otherwise he would keep abusing her. Earl didn't like that, and beat Hermione so bad she had to be rushed to the hospital, Earl's mother crying the whole way.
"Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
On a red-eyed midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand and they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide......"
Ron and Harry were outraged to find out and they immediately went to go see their friend. They comforted her the best they could and talked about what they could do to Earl. It took them all but five seconds to realize.......
"THAT EARL HAD TO DIE!!!!"
Author: sKiTzO sHy VioLeT
Summary: Years after Hogwarts Hermione is getting abuse. What will Harry and Ron do?
Note: Where the hell did this idea come from??? I might continue it to finish the song... but I don't know.... Tell me what you think... (Yes I know it sux like hell.... totally not my usual writing style, but I'm feeling weird today...)
Disclaimer: The song is by the Dixie Chicks. The characters (except for Earl) are by J.K. Rowling
"Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their High School Days
Both members of the Four H Club
Both Active in the FFA."
Hermione, Ron, and Harry had been best friends the whole time they were at Hogwarts. They did everything together. Get into mischief, joined the Dueling Club, defeat Dark Wizards, the usual. They were inseperable. And they liked it. All of their differences complimented eachother beautifully. Hermione would give anything to have those times back......
"After graduation Mary Anne went out
Looking for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was Earl."
She met Earl at a concert. He seemed nice enough. He was a muggle and wasn't exactly the pick of the litter, but Hermione kept telling herself she could expect anything better. They lived in a run down house in a small village. Hermione got occasional letters from Ron and Harry. Ron talked about his new job working with his brothers in their joke shop, and Harry was a writer for the Daily Prophet. They always asked why Hermione never wrote back and the truth was she couldn't. Earl never let her. After awhile he started tearing up the letters. She often wondered how she, the top witch at Hogwarts in her time, was reduced to this life.
"Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married
That Wanda started getting abused.
She put on dark glasses and long sleeve blouses
And make up to cover her bruises."
The abuse was terrible. If she didn't cook his food right, he'd beat her. She tried to use magic when he wasn't looking so that the food would come out perfectly, but he always found a flaw in it. After awhile he used any old excuse. If she "looked at him funny". Whatever. She covered the bruises up the best she could, but people knew.
"Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there.
But Earl walk right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care."
Her one friend, ironically Earl's mother, told her to divorce him. She had taken quite a liking to Hermione and was always disappointed in her son. Of course, she loved Earl, but she couldn't believe what he was doing to this girl. Hermione took her advice and visited the lawyer doing two things. Divorcing Earl and putting a restraining order on him. She had to. Otherwise he would keep abusing her. Earl didn't like that, and beat Hermione so bad she had to be rushed to the hospital, Earl's mother crying the whole way.
"Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlanta
On a red-eyed midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand and they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide......"
Ron and Harry were outraged to find out and they immediately went to go see their friend. They comforted her the best they could and talked about what they could do to Earl. It took them all but five seconds to realize.......
"THAT EARL HAD TO DIE!!!!"