Chapter 1- 2 Much Catmint
You know that other story that I took down? Twitta pages? Remember? I decided to make a new funny one. One rule: No flames! Got it? You either read my story without complaint or you keep your thoughts to your self. But please don't think I am trying to be mean!
- Evil kittystar
One day, a miracle happened to Jayfeather's plants! They all turned to catmint! He leaped with joy! One thought never occoured to him. Catmint creates randomness and chaos.
When the medicine cat rushed into the camp, he shouted,"AS MEDICINE CAT, I DEMAND THAT YOU EAT THIS CATMINT FOR YOUR HEALTH!" The clan did not heasitate. They each got two pawfuls of catmint each. There was still tons of the herb so, the whole of Thunderclan rushed to the other clans and gave them the catmint. Pretty soon, things were starting get very random...
One moon later...
The clans were at the gathering.
"I have an announcment to make!" Yelled Bramblestar. "From now on, Thunderclan will be known as Tacoclan!" Onestar cleared his throat. "Ahem. My clan will be known as Donutclan!" Mistystar shoved her way through. "Riverclan is now known as Chocolatesauceclan!" Blackstar leaped up to the top of the tree. "My clan is no longer Shadowclan. It is Russetfurisawesomeclan!" Crickets started to chirp after what Blackstar said. The clans started throwing rocks and tomatoes at him. A rock hit him in the head and Blackstar fell off, getting a concusion. Russetfur appeared and started to try to heal Blackstar. This is what happens when you eat too much catmint.
Sorry this was so short! I will make the other chapters longer!