well here goes halloweeen, i think im gunna try to do one fer each holiday... owell here goes
Disclaimer: sorry nothing edgy and contradicting to say i just dont own it...
Halloween Stupidity
"Perfect." Bobby said, looking into the mirror. "I should be queen of the land.!" He finished as he adjusted his matching skirt and crown. He happily skipped out of his room.
"Ohmygod." Kitty gasped as Bobby cme out of his room. They considered each other for a moment.
"Well ONE of us is going to have to change." Bobby said. Kitty stared at him hard. "Sigh" He turned around. "Unzip me."
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Jean walked down the hallway clad in her leather teddy with her Wolvie on a leash being dragged behind her.
"Hey," Scott said approaching them. "Umm, nice halloween costumes guys..."
"Halloween?" Jean asked. "OHHH Halloween, right."
"Yeah....." Scott said. "So where are you guys heading?"
"Ummm, to get candy?" Jean answered.
"In that?" Scott questioned.
"Sigh his isn't working..." Jean looked herd at him for a moment.
"Muffins?" Scott suddenly asked.
"Yes Scott, lots and lots of muffins in the basement." Jean said sowly.
"Yay!" Scott exclaimed and happily skipped off.
"Men..." Jean sighed as she looked back at Wolverine who was trying his best to get out of his leather binds.
"BAD SLAVE!" Jean shouted and whipped him.
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Jamie ran screaming down the hallway. Tabby caught him at a corner she was rounding.
"Woah there, big guy, what's the rush?" She asked.
"THERE'S A BIG SCARY RABBIT!!!" Jamie cried.
Tabby chuckled. "A scary bunny? When I was your age we were scared of the boggie man."
"The boogieman? What kind of dumbass pussy were you?" Jaime asked.
"What?" Tabby asked, shocked.
"Uhhh...... I mean........SCARY BUNNY!" Jamie said, resuming his place as cute little kid.
"Where was he?" Tabby asked.
"Down the hall." Jamie wimpered.
"Allright, I'll go check for you." Tabby walked down the hall, took one turn, and stopped dead in her tracks.
"Holy mother of God." Tabby whispered, wide-eyed.
"I told you." Jamie said quietly, still clutching her shirt in his hand.
"Wake up Tabitha." The creature said.
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"Ugh," Roberto snorted, walking down the hall. "What reeks?"
Ray jumped out of his room. "Who likes my new fragrance, it's called 'Tibetan Breeze'"
"Oh god, more like Tibetan Sleeze." Roberto coughed.
"Ahhh, what smells like a cow on exlax?" Sam asked.
"I do." Ray said proudly.
"wait a minute........."
well thats it fer chap 1 and i kno that last part had absolutly nothing to do with halloween but w/e references to family guy and donnie darko i have like three tests to study for tomoro pus work frum 2-8 so i wont have the next chap up fer a little while..... R&R PLEZZ