This is a story about a boy named Ron
Early morning, he wakes up
Beep beep beep the alarm
It's time for breakfast, yum, yum, yum
It's his best friend they're waiting for
They go..
"Isn't he wacky, this Hogwarts student?"
And they say
He's so wacky, he's from Mars
And he hate, hate, hates Mom's corned beef, thinking
If Harry has an invisiblity cloak
Then why don't we sneak out every night?
Lost in Hogwarts, the third floor
But there's no one there to direct him
And he has six siblings, and they keep on winning
But tell me what happens when they stop?
They go..
"Isn't he wacky, this Hogwarts student?"
And they say
She's so wacky, he's from Mars
But he hate, hate, hates Mom's corned beef, thinking
If Harry has an invisiblity cloak
Then why don't we sneak out every night
"Best Wizard and the winner is.... Harry!"
"I'm Rita Skeeter from the Daily Prophet standing outside the Three Broomsticks wiating for Harry!"
"Oh my God! Here he comes!"
Isn't he wacky, this Hogwarts student?
He is so wacky, but why does he sigh?
If Harry has an invisiblity cloak, then
Why don't we sneak out every night?
He's so wacky, he's from Mars
But he hate hate hates Mom's corned beef, thinking
If Harry has an invisibility cloak,
Then why don't we sneak out every night?
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Disclaimer: Well, J.K. Rowling owns all the Harry Potter stuff (characters, places etc.) and Britney Spears and all her people own the actual song, "Lucky"
Author's Note: I know, it didn't really make sense, it was just random stuff about Ron's life that fit into the lyrics! Enjoy.