Hey Skye the dragon slayer here with a crossover dundun dah!

Disclaimer: I, Skye the dragon slayer do not nor will ever own Legend of Zelda or Fairy Tail or any of its characters as far as you know. Sunbeam0943 owns Sutomo.

Skye's POV

"Why the f*** are we in a f****** forest!?" Su screamed at me.

"Weeellll… I don't really know. This isn't the Taco Dimension and it's Tuesday, what am I going to dooooo!?" I shouted panicking and shaking Su back and forth.

"Just send us back." Su said very annoyed.

I tried the spell and well it failed epically. It brought Sting and Rogue here and it turned us into ten-year olds. I felt something no man, woman, child, exceed, or dragon should ever have to feel, puberty in reverse.

"I told you to send us back not bring the a***holes here and turn us into f****** ten-year olds!" Su screamed at me.

"Calm down Su I'll get us out of here." I said.

"It'll just take a while." I said in an afterthought.

"A while! Send us f****** back NOW!" Su screamed at me.

"Where are we?" Rogue asked calmly.

"I have absolutely no idea." I said way too cheerfully.

Su's eyebrow began to twitch and I began to fear for my life. Su rarely loses her cool but when she does either run for your life or hide behind the nearest b******. So I hid behind Sting. Su screamed to the sky in frustration and began to pace cursing words that should never be heard or said by anyone under 27. (AN: I can't even bleep out the words without being banned from FanFiction.) The boys were in a state of disturbed shock as they had never seen Su lose her cool.

"What!?" I snickered a little bit despite this life-threatening situation.

"That's right you a***s haven't been in Fairy Tail long enough to see Su-chan lose it. I'd get away from her if you value your internal organs by the way." I said with a smirk to them.

"Someone's coming I can hear them."I said using my awesome dragon slayer hearing powers. Just then a group of four people who looked around 12 came through the underbrush. Su was still swearing like there was no tomorrow.

"Su shut up there are children here!" I shouted looking at the one in red who was covering his ears. Su then glared at me with a glare that would scare Erza.

"Children!? I'm older than you!" Shouted the one in blue.

"I could kick your a** if I wanted to!" I shouted back at the one in blue.

"Look Skye you've met your perfect match." Su whispered to me.

Sting and Rogue also heard Su's comment because of their dragon slayer hearing.

"No way! There is no perfect match for her!" Sting said while dying of laughter.

"Oh would you two shut up!" I shouted at Su and Sting.

"Come on it was just a joke Skye-chan" Su said.

"Yeah Skye-chan." Sting said trying not to laugh. I then tackled Sting and started to punch him.

"Will those two ever get along?" Rogue said in a monotone.

"Of course, it's just a lovers' quarrel." Su smirked at Rogue. Causing Rogue to smirk a little.

"Never say that sentence again!" I said trying to tackle Su, but she side-stepped and I landed on the blue one.

"Aren't you popular with the ladies? They're just throwing themselves at you." said the one that was in black and had purple hair.

"When the f*** did you get here?" I asked honestly confused.

Then I realized blushing that I was still on top of the guy. I scrambled off of him, and for some odd reason Sting looked like he was ready to kill someone.

"I got here just in time to see you on top of Blue." Said the purple haired one.

"Oh I'm going to kill you! Dimension Dragon's Claws!" I shouted while attacking the guy.

"Oh so the kitten's got claws." He said in somewhat flirty tone.

"Light Dragon's Roar!" Sting shouted attacking the guy.

"Blue Lightning Rager!" Su shouted breaking up the fight. The guy then disappeared.

"Why the f*** did you stop the fight!" Sting shouted at Su.

"Because it was a pointless, stupid, and unentertaining fight." Su said in a bored tone.

Then the one in red came over and hugged both me and Su saying "Yay you made Shadow Link go away." Sting and Rogue both were growling and looked like they were going to kill someone.

"What's with them?" Su and I asked at the same time.

"Thanks for getting rid of Shadow Link. I'm Green by the way, that's Red, Vio and the one you tackled is Blue." Said Green.

"Never speak of it again!" I said in a murderous tone.

"Oh, and the names Skye." I said suddenly cheerful again.

"Sutomo Dreyar, but please call me Su." My best friend said.

"Oh and the two idiots over there are Sting and Rogue." I said putting emphasis on idiots. Sting now turned from murderous to irritated and Rogue turned back to indifferent to the world.

"HEY!" shouted Sting making me smirk.

"Are you four and the creepy guy from earlier quintuplets or something?" I asked.

"No the guy from earlier is Shadow Link he's my shadow." said Green.

I thought for a second before shouting "Rogue, eat him!"

They all stare at us in confusion and looked at Su for an answer.

"Rogue is a Shadow Dragon Slayer and can eat shadows." Said Su calmly.

"Oh." They said understanding, sort of, maybe, okay, probably not.

"I'm not going to eat him." Said Rogue in his usual monotone.

Sting's mental POV 10 minutes ago in Fairy Tail (AN takes place after Grand Magic Games and Sting + Rogue join Fairy Tail. This will only have what goes on in Sting's head cause I don't feel like writing anything else.)

It's less active today in the guild for some reason. My money's on the fact that Sky- I mean the b**** isn't here. If she's going to call me a b****** then I'll return the favor. Still… It's rather weird that Rogue and I are in Fairy Tail. It's… nice I guess. Rogue and Su are acting rather friendly to each other, it freaks me out a little. And Skye- I mean, oh screw it. We still hate each other's guts. I think.

Dimensional warp thingy

What the h***! I'm 10 years old in a weird place with Rogue and the girls! Why is Skye hiding behind me – oh. I had no idea Su could cuss like that.

Sting's mental POV Present

Why did I attack that weirdo like that? Why was I so worked up over Skye? I think I'm getting sick. Oh this is to confusing. I'm going to stop thinking about this now.

Skye's POV

'Sting looks kinda cute when he thinks. Wait, what I do not like Sting. My brain is just being stupid-'I was interrupted out of my thoughts when I heard Su say "Of course we'll help you defeat Vaati." 'I space out at the worse times.'

How'd you like the chapter? If you, did review. This is being coauthored by Sunbeam0943 who is also the beta reader so any grammar and or spelling mistakes are her fault. Oh and all flames will be used to make my evil robot army to destroy the fourth wall and conquer anime and the world! MUHAHAHA!

Su and Skye: Arigatou for reading! See you next time! Ja ne!