Meow!!!
Vash is suddenly woken up by that bug-eyed cat falling on his face. It is still dark out side for it is early in the morning. Vash puts on his long red coat and grabs his gun. Then, as quietly as possible to not wake Meryl and Millie, he creeps out the door. "Yes!" he shouts once he's outside. "I can finally get a break from those pesky insurance girls!" Vash grabs a tommas and rides to a new attraction on planet Gunsmoke.
Vash was feeling free as a bird as he rode up to the gates to "A Magical Land" as the commercials had said. (Don't ask me how they got a TV, they just did) Laughing that crazy "Vash laugh" he ran through the gates. There he was, the great mouse himself. "Mickey!" Vash shouted acting like a little kid. Vash ran up to Mickey (who is like half the height of Vash) and gave Mickey a big hug. Mickey, who was trying to regain his balance after nearly being knocked over by a fully grown man, laughed nervously. "Okay, you can let go now." Mickey said as Vash squeezed his lungs. But Vash wasn't paying attention, he had been distracted by one of the most beautiful sights in the world. "Donuts!" Vash screamed as he ran to a donut cart. After having 30$$ worth of donuts, he headed off to see what to do next.
Vash then spots someone being harassed by a large man. "Stop Stop!" Shouted a beautiful lady. Vash reached for his gun as he runs towards the scene. He sneaks up behind the bad man and holds the gun to the back of his neck. "Hey, is there a problem here?" asks Vash. "Get away from me mister," Shouts the man "You don't want to mess with me." "Oh I don't, do I?" Vash says in a calm voice. "Now listen, I don't want to shoot you, I just want you to leave this nice lady alone." Added Vash. The man dropped his gun and ran away.
"Thank you, thank you so much." said the grateful woman. "Funny thing is..." began
Vash, "I couldn't have shot him of I wanted to." "Why not?" asked the puzzled woman. "All I used was my finger!" said Vash holding up his pointer finger. (Come on, did you honestly think that the security was so bad in Disneyland that they would let you in with guns?) Vash then laughed the hi crazy laugh making the woman stare at him. "So, you wan'na go out to dinner?" BANG! The lady hit Vash over the head with her purse. "I guess that's a no then, huh?" The dizzy Vash blurted out. "Oh well it was a good try." He said to himself as the woman quickly walked away. sigh "I guess I'm stuck with that short girl.
Just then Vash goes off to enjoy the Dumbo ride When Mickey, who watched the whole thing grabbed his walkie-talkie and calls security and Vash is carried away by two strong security men for "suspicious" behavior.