Totally stoked adventure timez go cowboyz

By Crester Darringway

AN I dont own Iconsclism it belungs here: Thlanks to Xenu "Teh Ovarlord" Scryentology fur helping me with idea GO COWBOYS WOO

It was a wounderful day it was kind of cold but really hot and I was sweeting everywhere as I lifted my 200 lb dumbells with my big muscles. It was rly digesting out but I didn't say that out loud because I am tough and eat lemons for breakfast. (AN: I cant find the key to the right of the S key so I can't write words such as og, ownfield, or arringway THATS ME. BRB Goeng to go rush my gf's endlzone loljk, go cowboys!!!11!!)

I wiped the sun out of my sexy, Texan eyes. Sullenly a little punk who probably didn't play sports walked out from the bushes. He was wereing a dungeons and dragons T-shirt andhad big glasses and had a hat on that said "I don't like football." own it.

"Hillo there my name is Pattin 01" Said the nerd. I drooped my big 300 pownd dumbells and locked at him arngrilly. Then I punched him and he blasted off again, probly out of the ASSmosfere kus I hit him relly hard and it made him go flying really fast. "Go Cowboys11!!!213!!!!!!" I said.!!!

Just then just then a totally hot girl came out of the bushes and she wads really hot and suddenly I wanted to have sex wif her but I didnt kuz I was a gentallymen (LOL thats wut my GF said to me onw time when I opened the door for her wen we went to McDonals. Shew was a bitch tho kuz I bawt her the chicken strips and she didnt even put out that night.) Anyway the girl had a jersey on it that said Norman "Teh sped Boat" wilder, AKA my football alias. She had a mask on that said 'I WANT YOUR BASE BALLS IN MY MOUTH!' nad when she took it off she was toretelly hot underneath. She walso had short shorts on and also a cheerleading skirt.

"Hi I'm Crester Darringway." I said.

"I'm Even but you can call me Riviara "Teh Hooch" Morrass." she said.

"Hey you wanna play madden 07 on my PS3 on my house!?" I asked ands she was totally hot from me and so she said yes and we did a "home run" to my house. Things got preety crazy afterr that and lets just say I "Scored a hole in one." and also I got to "touch down" her pants. I took off her pants and her shirt and she was totally hot and had huge Ta-ta's. I put my baseballbat (u know what I mean. even tho it was way bigger than a baseball bat and morte like a cricket bat even though I don't know what that it but people say its like baseball but with a bigger bat) in her special place and she started to have an orgizm.

...suldlenly a man in a spikey armor popped out of the wall.

"I AM RICHARD "AUTOPSY" FARFIELD AND I WILL KILL YOU!"

"NOT TODAY!" I said and took out a gun and we faced eachother angrilley

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