A/N: -.- (Sigh) I know, I know…y'all are probably thinking why I made another story when I still have to finish 4 others -.-! Well, this idea punched me square in the face when I was watching a few old episodes of the Total Drama Series (love the show by the way :D!) and Next ^-^! I just couldn't let it pass by and besides, it's been a while since I've written a crack-fic. So ta-da! This fic is born :D!

Now, I will try to jungle many pairings for all the readers since this is a dating-game fic. I will tell you more information about that on the next chapter since I will introduce the contestants and the dating game show's function later :D Now just relax and enjoy the story's introduction/prologue.

Full Summary: Huey's mind was constantly consumed in studies and accomplishing his revolution. Never taking a break and finding love. Always being a hater and destroying everyone's happy mood. So Caesar, Hiro and Riley decided to help him get out of his single status and grouchy mood..by signing him up in a dating show called Next. Their mission is to get Huey laid. Now who will be with Huey? A cool blond gangsta chick? A mulatto chick who can't let go of her straightener? An old Chinese nemesis? A crazy four-eyed who is obsessed with Avatar: The Last Airbender? Well, we don't know the answer to that question but we do know one thing, craziness awaits in his journey.

Disclaimer: Don't own a thing…just my OCs.

Chapter 1: Introduction/Prologue/Or whatever y'all wanna call it...

Huey Percival Freeman was utterly disgusted.

Woodcrest Community College used to be somewhat bearable for the pissed-off 19 year-old. Yeah, there were times when a couple of ignorant fools would throw a couple of racist slurs here and there; which surprisingly didn't faze the boy at all (if you call 'him beating the shit out of them' not being phased then sure…). Yeah, there were a few teachers who'd crack a few jokes about his lion-mane like afro but that surprisingly didn't bother one bit the African-American (he actually ended up making the school employees cry for eternity by telling them the truth about the American government…yeah.). But the fact that the school establishment had become a-a…a lovey-dovey fest (Yes, he forcibly dared himself to use the term…'lovey-dovey') was going over the limit!

Huey couldn't help but irk in pure disgust to the scenery that was happening in the school hallway. Couples were overtaking the area. Some duos were savagely making out by the lockers (pfft, more like hooligan-ly drinking gallons of their spit), not willing to let go from their grasps while sifting a couple abusively inappropriate moans. And that was not even the worst! And others, oh my god, were on the floor grinding on each other and kissing like nobody's business…they were practically vacuuming their spit. Didn't these couple know that another person's saliva could stay in their mouths for at least 7 years? I bet they didn't know that…No, I bet you didn't know that!

Well, this smart Freeman knew that…he did research, unlike those kissy fools.

And aren't there supposed to be teachers guarding the school or something cause look at this place…it's practically turning into a free orgy party…well, in Huey's opinion.

Huey sighed in exasperation, getting extremely sick of this nonsense. This always happened in his school. Every day at school, Huey would always have to bear seeing couples shamelessly showing their affections on school grounds. "For the love of God, get a room!" he mumbled quite a bit loud as he walked through the occupied corridor (accidentally-pfft who is he kidding? - purposely stepping on a few comrades in the process…), towards the school's exit.

Well, at least Spring Break was right around the corner. He could finally get away from this monstrous excuse of a school. Once again, a sigh slipped from his lips, exposing his absolute relief to the thought. Huey could finally stop suffering with this couple-infested hell for at least 2 to 3 weeks. He could finally catch up on his revolutionist duty and relax in peace with his pals…well, he hoped. Most of his pals were in the love department. In other words, they have girlfriends. To his utter displeasure, he also had to bear witnessing excessive-and-rated-M- affection outside of school because of them. But what could he do about it? His brothas are (they quoted) in love (insert Huey's known eye-roll)…

Huey utterly believed that love was just a mere illusion to help citizens throughout the world build false hope on finding happiness. Happiness and love doesn't exist in this world anymore with money, power and evil taking over the world. Yeah, it may sound like some extravagant plot you'd find in an old Beemov comic book strips; but it's true. Just think about it. More than 70% of marriages in the world fail miserably because of economic issues such as: unemployed husbands who aren't able to support their family, gold-diggers who'd rather mess with rich niggas than broke niggas and of course the cliché, unbearable debts that put so much pressure on the couple that they end up driving themselves in inescapable insanity.

Finally reaching the school exit, Huey pushed the door wide open and nonchalantly walked out of school, in search of his friends. Soon enough, he found them by the school parking lot, from afar.

Just as he reached his friends and was about to bid them a 'hey', he stopped his tracks and deadpanned grumpily to the sight. Three of his friends were making out openly with their girlfriends, not caring if kids from this street were appalled by the inappropriate scenery. God, times like this, Huey deeply wished to be blind and deaf. That way, he wouldn't have to see them savagely shove their tongues down their throat and hear their disgraceful moans. His friends didn't notice his presence, which didn't surprise the annoyed Freeman. I mean, look at them going in action.

His own brother, Riley Escobar Freeman, was hungrily making out with his girl on the school parking lot's concrete surface (don't these kids know that people spit and piss on that place? ). Riley is very popular at school because of his physique that could get any females drooling in awe; and because of that, he can get any ladies he wanted in a snap. For some unknown reasons, he wasn't looking for a serious relationship. He just wanted to find an easy good-looking lad to fuck with; but he doesn't stay with them for a long time since fucking with the same lady for a while gets boring for the idiotic boy. So each week, he gets a new fuck friend. His current girl of the week is Amber Anderson, a girl known at school for being beautiful and easy...like, really easy. If you give her a nice compliment about anything (like her shoes, her hair…anything really), she'd literally open her legs wide open for you…just the way the youngest Freeman liked.

One of Huey's best-friend, Michael Caesar, was by a tree with his current girlfriend, whispering secretive words to her while brushing smoothly his lips around her ebony neck. Judging by the girl's visage reddening in a strong crimson color, Caesar must've said many freaky-ahem I mean- improper things to the opposite sex, corrupting her little innocent mind. Caesar is currently in a 3 year relationship with his girlfriend, Maci Belle. She is an adorable petite girl who is just…so cute and innocent! She's known at school for being the 'perfect' girl. She has the perfect school grade, the perfect body (you know what I'm talking about fellows, she got the Double Bs; A big pair of boobies and a nice little booty) and the perfect personality. Ever since he started dating Maci, Caesar was the happiest fellow in the world.

Huey's other best friend, Hiro Otomo, was making out with his current mixed Latina girlfriend who was sitting on his lap, sensually and slowly grinding on him, not caring if they were doing this outside. Hiro Otomo managed to find a nice girl that made him laugh and smile and stole his heart. He has been going out with her for almost a year now and he truly believed that they'd last together for a very long time. I guess he really loves his girlfriend; Zonnique Itzel.

Exhaling air in a tired fashion, Huey folded his arms on his chest and waited for his friends to notice his presence so they could go elsewhere. And so he patiently waited, expecting their little 'romantic' moment to end in exactly 10 minutes... He just wanted to go home to watch his favorite show already. That was all.

2 hours later…

Okay, looks like Huey was wrong.

It's been more than 2 hours and Huey's friends were still at the exact same spot at the school parking lot, making out with no end.

All of the students from college had already left, probably heading home and it was already dark outside with the sun slowly setting. He was supposed to be home hours ago, watching his favorite show; 10 reasons why George Bush Was A Dumbass and he missed it…. Huey Percival Freeman had never missed an episode. Not one! And he just did, because of his friends. He was seriously getting sick of seeing couples everywhere showing affection to each other as if their love would last for eternity. He was sick of hearing couples always saying 'I Love You'! He was sick of seeing couples make out! He was sick of seeing love everywhere! It sickened Huey to the pit of his heart. It just did…

With many pictures of numerous couples fast-forwardly flashing in his mind, Huey clenched his fists in pure tiredness, unable to bear the sight of that…that twist disgusting feeling that people call 'love'. He was just getting tired of that bullshit. He'd rather hear Riley's misspelled ghetto gibberish than love. Ugh, just thinking about that word made him want to gag in pure disgust.

"Goddammit everyone! Do you fuckin' realize what time it is?!" Huey spoke as he threw his hand up in the air, gesturing to his fellows that it was getting pretty late. The sky was starting to fade in blue, which meant the time was around 8-9 P.M.

Everyone momentarily stopped their make-out session to take a quick glance at their angry friend. "Enh," they carelessly said as they shrugged without a care in the world and got back to their previous smooching action. That ultimately pissed Huey off.

Love was one thing that pissed Huey off but being carelessly ignored…now that was just pushing his mind to insanity. He utterly hates it when everyone ignores his sentences or interrupts him. When people always turn their eyes away from him or swat their hands in the air to tell him that they don't give a shit…that's just asking for their deaths to come painfully.

"That's it! I'm sick of y'all always making out and grindin' like nobody's business! Can't you guys just let go of each other fo' a quick second!? What's with everybody and love today? Love doesn't fuckin' exist! The government made that shit up about love so that y'all could poop out babies nonstop and help them augment the American population for their assimilation plan! Are you that fucking blind to see that? Am I the only fuckin' sane one here? Y'all niggas is crazy," Huey threw his hands up in anger, letting his dark feelings out. "Thanks to yo asses, I missed my show!"

Everyone was shocked to the least. Hiro, Caesar and their girlfriends blinked in a dumbfounded manner, trying to process properly the 19 year-old's words into their brains. As for Riley, he impolitely pushed Amber off of his lap (ignoring her screech of surprise from the sudden push) and gawked in bewilderment to his brother's mini speech. His speech didn't exactly shock him…nope. It was Huey's usage of words that made his facial figure slightly slacked. It was the very first time he heard his brother speak…like an actual nigga. Not some faggot… Well, to Riley, he still is a faggot.

There was total silence around the group. The only sound that was heard in the background was birds merely squeaking and flying away. Within seconds, just like that, the cornrow-headed mischief got out of his shock phase and narrowed his eyes to his brother.

"Nigga, you gay."

Just like that, Riley had casted off the eerie tension in a snap and everyone got back to their make-out session with their beau/girlfriend. Huey just lifted his hands in the air in loss of hope and left the parking lot like that without a word, finding it no use in trying to argue with his hard-headed friends.

After making out for another hour, everyone (minus Huey) left off to McDonald's since they were extremely hungry and needed to fill their tummies ASAP. As usual for an internally-known fast-food restaurant, McDonald's was currently packed with many customers waiting in line to grab their greasy and unhealthy order. The smell of fries flew in the air, invading everyone's nostrils. Adults and kids were stuffing themselves with fries and Big Macs, clearly not giving a shit about the meat being 100% fake. Bathroom services were currently (Pff…more like forever) closed, letting every living being out there know that one step through the bathroom door and they'll die from the stench of pure horror.

Yup, this was a typical restaurant all right.

While Amber, Maci and Zonni were waiting in the line to order their food, Riley, Caesar and Hiro couldn't help but drown themselves in their conversations. They were discussing about Huey's grouchy attitude towards love. They didn't understand why Huey was being such a hater towards everything that is...happy. (No offence Huey)

"Damn, is it me or Huey need to get laid man!" Caesar remarked as Riley and Hiro scoffed, thinking his theory was pretty damn obvious.

"No shit, Sherlock," said Hiro as he went through his iPhone 5G, scrolling through the news feed of his Facebook. He needed to occupy himself while waiting for his food. With the size of the waiting line to the counter, he knew it was gonna take at least 20-30 minutes to at least order something. "But I don't get why he's hatin' so much on love," he wondered curiously.

Riley snickered as he was also in his iPhone 5G, texting a random girl online. Even though he was with Amber, he can't stay with her forever. She's starting to get boring in bed; she'd always use the same damn doggie-style position and never surprise the poor horny Freeman. "Pff, the man's been like that ever since he was born yo," he informed as he sent a girl another text. "He'd be getting a pussy by now if he'd stop actin' like a raggedy bitchy hater right now and get a damn haircut," added the soon-to-be-18 year-old as he was still concentrated on his Apple electronic.

Caesar was pondering in his thoughts right now; thinking of ways to help Huey get a girlfriend. Wait, maybe not a girlfriend…more like a friend with benefits. What? Let's be really y'all, with the grouchy pessimistic attitude he got, do you seriously think a girl in this damned world would be brave enough to talk to him? One talk with a girl and Huey ends up destroying her dreams and corrupting her mind with the truths about the government. The New-Yorker was thinking of secretly signing his best-friend in a dating site called Black People Meet (He saw some publicity about it on BET) but that'd be too desperate. And besides, the dating service is advertized by BET and Huey hates BET (did I mention he tried to destroy that television cable station once?). So this was a no-no.

"Dammit, if only an idea could just pop out of nowhere," Caesar sighed cynically as his chin fell lightly upon the palm of his hand.

As if it was on cue, the TV that was situated at the top corner of the wall, flashed open and immediately a commercial with a random suckish elevator music had caught the boys' attention. In the commercial, there was a Caucasian guy around the age of 25 with red background that had a huge white X. He was wearing a tropical shirt with palm trees and khaki pants. From his tropical attire, the trio knew right away the publicity was going to be about Spring Break.

"Do you know someone who is single?" asked loudly the man in the commercial, pointing towards the screen. In the TV, there was a quick scene where a raggedy-ass-looking guy (who was horribly wearing a shirt of '4ever Alone' in black bold letters) stood and cried by a group of occupied couples, indeed looking like a complete loser.

Their attention still completely focused on the television, Riley, Hiro and Caesar both nodded silently a 'yes', thinking about a certain Freeman they all know.

"Do you know someone who is being a complete hater all the time?" Once again, the Caucasian wearing his Spring Break attire asked in his cheery over-happy voice, pointing once more towards the camera. Another quick scene flashed in the commercial, showing the same raggedy-ass looking nigga from the previous scene screaming madly to his pals but unfortunately, everyone swatted their hands heedlessly and resumed focusing on their love partners.

The three boys turned to each other, surprised by the scene. Huey is single and always acts like a complete hater 24/7. This commercial was describing perfectly Huey's current social status; it was as if they had done their research on him. Hiro, Caesar and Riley turned their heads back to the TV screen, nodded once more a yes to the man's question.

"And does that person need a haircut? Does he need to get laid?" the Caucasian dude with the Spring Break outfit asked once more, showing another quick scene of the raggedy-ass-guy carrying a humongous afro(which obviously was a wig…) and a white shirt with the word 'virgin' written in black bold letters.

As soon as the guys had heard that question, they immediately nodded to that. Huey needed a damn haircut; he been wearing that afro for too long man! His friends had tried everything they could to get him to cut his afro but it was just impossible. He was stubborn as hell. Yes, his friends understood that he wanted to proudly show his African roots in an audacious manner but come on! It's time to change! And the man also needs to get laid! Maybe his attitude might change if he'd get his freak on with a new lady friend.

Hiro, Caesar and Riley quickly clicked on a note app on their phones to note down the phone number of the dating service projected from the screen.

"Well, Next has the solution to your friend's problem. Next is a dating show that deals with a single person going on blind dates with possibly 10 other single people who were secluded on a RV, known as the 'next bus'." There was a picture of a black RV shown in the commercial. It consisted of lines mostly red and white with the company name 'Next' engraved in the middle."But this year, we're gonna make it different for our new victim-euh I mean, contestants," the Caucasian dude finished off his sentence with a couple of nervous chuckles.

Caesar arched his eyebrow in question to the man's sentence... From watching previous episodes of that show, Caesar knew that the additional twist was the date could end at anytime by shouting 'Next!'. So he internally wondered what the host will do to make the twist different this time. Shrugging to the thought, he immediately formed a mischievous smirk and turned slowly to face his friends.

"Guys, I know how to get Huey in that show…"

Huey was currently on his bed, looking blankly at the ceiling with the darkness enveloping his (and his brother's…to his displeasure) bedroom. After the boy had raged on his friends, he immediately went home and decided to go to sleep. He didn't feel like reading his books or watching the news. Just the constant sight of love irked him to death. Well, at least Spring Break will officially start tomorrow. So he'll be free from that disgusting nightmare for at least 2-3 weeks. Ah, that'd be the perfect vacation for the Freeman.

Just as slumber was about to take over his mind, he felt someone else's presence near his bed so he speedily jerked himself in a sitting position, only to have someone punch him square in the face. Thus, he fell in a black abyss of unconsciousness.

"Do we have to take the man by force?" Hiro asked, having a bad feeling about his current situation.

Caesar turned to Hiro with determination in his eyes. "Well…duh. I mean, do you seriously that he'd agree to participate in Next?" he asked, knowing damn well his Asian friend would answer in defeat.

Of course they had to put the man in unconsciousness, so they could secretly drop him off at the show Next. Do you seriously think Huey would agree to participate in a dating game show? Of course not. That was why the boys snuck in Huey's room and punched him in the figure.

Hiro sighed in defeat, having a feeling that Huey will make his life a living hell once he wakes up. "Fiiine."

"I don't care if the nigga will go all Kinta Kuntae on our asses…no homo! This is for his own good!" Caesar informed in a whisper tone as he and Hiro approached to Huey's unconscious form with a duct tape and a long brown rope in their hands.

Just as he and Hiro were going to tie Huey up, Caesar took one last glance at his sleepy best-friend. "Sorry Huey, but we're bringing you to that game show," Caesar whispered to himself while stretching out the silver duct tape. "You need to get laid."

A/N II: Wow…aren't Caesar and Hiro good friends ^-^? Ok, that was the very first chapter of Next. This is a crack-fic :D! In other words, its' purpose is to make y'all laugh :) And it's got romance too :D!

Now y'all are probably wondering where the hell Jazmine and Cindy are? Or how will the dating show function? Well, y'all will find out on the next chapter :D This was just an introduction to give you guys a glimpse of Huey's single life lol. Anyway, review please ^-^!