Disclaimer : I don't own any kingdom hearts.

Warning: There will be randomness; possibly stupidity.

What NOT to do after playing Kingdom Hearts

1. Play the game for three days straight nonstop(Even if you skip school)

2. Grab whoever has not played the game and knock some sense into them or do it to the people who worship Riku!

3. Create a Riku pinata and instead of using a bat use a crowbar and instead of a pinata use the real Riku

4. Repeat #3 many many times

5. Run from Kairi and Namine yelling," The midgets are coming! The midgets are coming!"

7. Break Demyx's sitar in your moment of feeling like a crazy rock star

8. Find out why Riku was really in the form Ansem

9.Wonder if organization Xlll wears clothing under their coats

10. Ask if they have ever considered wearing togas

11. Throw toga party with organization Xlll

12. Wonder where Riku got different clothes

13. Ask why Kairi got a keyblade before you did

14. Force Mickey to watch Dora the Explorer until he gives you a keyblade

15. Turn evil and enslave the worlds using the keyblade Mickey gave you

16. Wonder how a key can actually kill. I mean come on! It's a freak'n KEY!

17. Ask Riku why he was carrying a flower keyblade

18. Tell everyone that Sora actually grabbed Riku's ass at the end of Kingdom hearts 2

19. And if Sora denies #18 then it's true

20. Ask if Saix and Xemnas have something going on that they don't want anyone to know but is pretty obvious if you know what I mean

21. Dream about being IN kingdom hearts. Why not it's your dream so dream it you freak'n dreamers.

22. Ask why Larxene is the only girl in the group of guys that forms organization Xlll

23. Is she considered a guy?

24. Wonder how heartless can control gummi ships when they have no fingers

25. Sad thing is they drive better than Sora does

26. Laugh you ass off when Cloud, Leon, AND Sepheroth get their asses kicked by a 14 year old! Yeah, we rule.

27. Wonder what Leon was really looking at in the computer...alone...with the door closed

28. Say that Xemnas is a big fan of star wars for using life sabbors to fight Sora

29. Laugh your ass off again when Riku wears tights

30. Recreate your happy place to where you kick Riku's ass many times(Yeah I'll break that in about five seconds)

Author's Note : Yeah well there it is. Hope it wasn't boring and as you can tell I really hate Riku. Review please.