Disclaimer: In case you are warped enough to be wondering, I don't own any of the animes or any references to other shows that I use in this fic! I just REALLY REALLY like them!
Author's notes: I don't know what insprired this... actually I do. It was a combination of having drawn a very short comic once called Card Captor Wufei and having this picture that makes Heero remind me of a sailor scout. Not to mention random insanity. As with all my fanfics, I started writing this one in the middle of the night. Well, enjoy and have fun laughing hysterically (I hope)!
ON WITH THE FANFIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It was a pretty normal day. It had been nearly a year since the incident with Marimeia, so now they were al living relatively normal lives. Trowa was performing at the circus with Catherine. Wufei was in a spaceship with Sally somewhere. Zechs and Noin were working on terraforming Mars. Quatre was still trying to catch up with all the sisters he didn't know too well. Duo, Heero, Relena, and Hilde were on a double date (I couldn't resist ^_^). A pretty normal day, right? Well, that day was about to become one of the strangest the Gundam Wing universe has ever seen.
Something's Wrong in Anime Land!
by Kiko Tomodachi
Ch. 1 – Duo 1/2
Duo, Hilde, and Relena walked into an Italian restaurant with Heero lagging behind. Heero looked pretty depressed. 'I wonder what's wrong' thought Duo. 'You'd think going to a movie with Relena would put him in a good mood.'
"So what did everyone think of the movie?" Relena's question pulled him out of his thoughts. Heero was the first to respond.
"I thought it was ridiculous, especially the thing about midiclorians.(Author: Heehee, shameless Star Wars reference #1!)" Duo didn't really remember that part. Then again, he'd being concentrating on Hilde more than the movie.
"I wasn't really paying much attention then." he said. He shot a glance at Hilde. Her face turned a bright shade of rose.
"Me either." she added. Duo was trying to remember what he could of the movie when he suddenly felt tingly all over and there was a bright flash of light.
Toto, I don't think we're on L1 anymore...
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"I'll get you, Ran... ma?" was the first thing Duo heard when the light subsided. He opened his eyes to see a very bewildered boy who seemed to be about his age. He noticed the boy was wearing a yellow and black bandana and seemed pretty beat up.
"Who are you? What have you done with Ranma?!" the boy inquired.
"I'm Duo Maxwell. Who's Ranma?"
"Ranma is my rival! I must defeat him!"
"You still haven't told me who he is..."
~*~ 3 hours later ~*~
"So let me get this straight. Ranma is a guy that turns into a girl when he get splashed with cold water..."
The boy nodded.
"...and I showed up and took his place?"
*nod*
"Your name is Ryoga, right?"
*nod nod*
"And you like Ranma's fiance, um, Akane?"
*nod nod nod*
"I think I might be able to help you, but first tell me one thing."
"If you help me get Akane, I'll do ANYTHING!"
"Just... since I'm in Ranma's place, do you think I'll turn into a girl?"
"I don't know. Maybe." Ryoga pulled a hose out of nowhere and sprayed Duo with it. When the water hit him, he became smaller and generally more... feminine. Ryoga looked surprised.
"What the...?" Duo cringed and the sound of his (or her?) own female voice. "Oi, oi, this is so weird!" He (she?) quickly found a pot of hot water and poured it over himself. He realized he prabably shouldn't call both of his forms by the same name. "When I'm a girl, call me Trio, okay?" Duo said with a kind of weird nervous smile. Ryoga nodded (again). Duo sighed. This was all too crazy for him. "Well, lead me to this Akane you were talking about."
~*~ A week later ~*~
"I know her house is around here somewhere..." said Ryoga, scanning the area.
"Why didn't you tell me your sense of direction was that bad?!" Duo moaned.
"You didn't ask."
Right then, Ryoga spotted a man walking down the street.
"Sir, could you please direct us to Tokyo?"
The man stopped and looked at him. "Tokyo is about 300 miles north of here." Ryoga nodded and headed south. "I said NORTH! Why are you going south? Turn around!" The man pointed and Ryoga started again in the RIGHT dierection.
"Thank you, sir!" Ryoga called back as he started walking more to the east. "I'm coming, Akane!"
Duo just sighed and followed him.
The man continued his path down the street mumbling something about 'crazy teenage boys.'