Roy's brow twitched. He wasn't exactly a happy camper right now. Well, actually he wasn't all that unhappy.

Roy was currently piggybacking a drunken girl back to his house.

Why you ask?

Well that would be because Hughes asked him! The currently intoxicated girl was a friend of his 'GOOD' friend, Maes Hughes. Her no-good boyfriend supposedly dumped her, making her heart broken and depressed. She needed drinking buddies and Hughes was the only one that agreed (who in turn dragged Roy into this as well).

But that didn't mean that he had to take her home right? Don't be ridiculous! Of course it did! She WAS living in her no good boyfriends house after all.

Nice story, ne?

Kagome thought otherwise.

"Fuck that bastard! He can go to hell!!! I mean, I'm hot, right? I can find other guys right?"

That wasn't exactly the most important thing to think about right now in her homeless situation.

Said girl was flailing around on Roy's back, not caring that it was currently 2 in the morning and she was practically shouting at the top of her lungs.

After the girl tired of complaining, she plopped down on Roy's back, exhausted. Roy could feel her breast push up against his back and he couldn't say that he didn't like it. The girls head was propped up next to his on his shoulder, her alcohol tainted breath ghosting over his neck. He shivered slightly

Kagome giggled at the reaction, before straightening her back again.

"Ne, Roy… That feel good?" After asking the question Kagome gently blew into Roy's ear, making him jump slightly.

"Don't do that!" Kagome giggled again at his shout. She, once again, slumped back down on his back, her arms reaching over his shoulders and resting over his hard chest. That's when her hands started to roam.

Roy sighed in annoyance at the drunken antics but yet again, he liked it at the same time.

"Roy, you have a pretty nice chest here. I wouldn't mind feeling it up." Such was the drunken flirting of Kagome.

Roy chuckled.

"That's not exactly the thing a girl would say. If you keep doing that I might just drop you."

Kagome replied with an 'Oh really?' before giving an experimental squeeze to Roy's left chest. Roy responded by letting go of his arms that were supporting her, nearly making her fall to the ground. The girl yelped.

"Hey! That's not cool! You should be more considerate! I mean, I was just dumped by that no good fucker!!!" Her shouts probably woke some residents up.

"You should be grateful that I'm taking you home, there are some pretty nasty people out there that would take advantage of dumb drunk girls like you." not that Roy wasn't thinking about doing certain 'things' with the girl later.

Kagome snickered. "Yeah right, you're already thinking nasty thoughts. But… It's nice to have a guy who thinks that I look nice."

And then there was the sad drunk. After her brief high was gone, Kagome felt exhausted and worn. She sighed and slumped back down on Roy's back, tired from the day's events.

Roy didn't like the tense silence or the accumulating moisture on his back. He was always a sucker for women's tears.

"Hey, don't worry. You can stay at my place for a little if you can't find a home later."

Kagome looked up, wiping away the tears away, and saw where Roy was making his way to. It was a simple house but it wasn't small.

"Thanks."

There was a lull.

"Say, you're not really gonna touch me tonight, right?"

Roy said nothing.

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A/N: So, what do you thing? Yes, short… and late… I know… Sorry about that. The thing with my grandmother has escalated into a huge family dispute and now my dad's the mediator. Messy stuff.

OH! DID YOU SEE? DID YOU SEE? ANIME LING IS OUT ON FMA BROTHERHOOD!!! Okay, nothing to be too excited about since manga Ling is ten times hotter. But still… I think he's funny! Maybe I'll make a one shot about him too.