I'm A Shorty and you're A Trashcan
Roy Mustang: Fullmetal, you forgot to retake the State Alchemist Exam.
Edward Elric: I didn't forget! I didn't have time to fly over there, you bastard!
Roy Mustang: Shut up, Shorty.
Edward Elric: Don't call me short you stupid crispy critter!
Roy Mustang: You're glad I don't know where you live, or you'd be the crispy critter.
Edward Elric: You son of a…Where's Al?
*Al walks through Roy's office*
Alphonse Elric: Brother, I'm right here.
Edward Elric: Where's here, exactly?
Roy Mustang: He's in my office, Fullmetal. He's looking for something.
Edward Elric: What are you looking for Al?
Alphonse Elric: I was looking for the cat that ran into the Colonel's office, brother.
Edward Elric: Will you quit looking for those damn cats!
Roy Mustang: There are no cats in my office…I'm allergic t-to…Achoo!
Alphonse Elric: Yes there is! I saw it run in here!
Edward Elric: I guess you're useless as ever Colonel Flame.
Roy Mustang: Shut up, Fullmetal.
*Al finds the cats and runs out, dodging the Colonel's fire at the same time*
Alphonse Elric: Brother I found the cat it was under the Colonel's desk
Roy Mustang: get that god damn cat out of here you big trash can
Edward Elric: don't talk to my brother like that flame boy.
Roy Mustang: oh yeah well what are you going to do about it pipsqueak
Edward Elric: why you insolent little….
Alphonse Elric: Brother! No calm down
Edward Elric: all right, Al, all right its ok besides this little fire critter is not worth it
*Edward then hangs up the phone and then calls back to tell Alphonse to come and meet him at the train station*
The End
Edward Elric goofing off