MJ: Alright, so I found this list of the documented phobias in the world, and decided to see what the characters of Storm Hawks might have. The first installment is Stork, who we all know is paranoid of just about every disease. Oh, and did I mention that randomly selected characters will be commenting every so often? Today's characters are...Aerrow and Master Cyclonis!
Aerrow: Hey.

Cyclonis: I shall conquer the world...

MJ: O-kay then, let's begin...Here is what I think Stork might have...

Acarophobia- Fear of itching or of the insects that cause itching.

Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.

Agliophobia- Fear of pain.

Agoraphobia- Fear of open spaces or of being in crowded, public places like markets. Fear of leaving a safe place.

Albuminurophobia- Fear of kidney disease.

Algophobia- Fear of pain.

Amychophobia- Fear of scratches or being scratched.

Anginophobia- Fear of angina, choking or narrowness.

Aphenphosmphobia- Fear of being touched. (Haphephobia)

Ataxiophobia- Fear of ataxia. (muscular incoordination)

Bacillophobia- Fear of microbes.

MJ: Well, what think so far?

Aerrow: It sounds exactly like Stork.

Cyclonis: From what I know of the Merb, I have to agree with Aerrow...

MJ: Alright, so let's continue on down the list...

Bacteriophobia- Fear of bacteria.

Cancerophobia or Carcinophobia- Fear of cancer.

Cynophobia- Fear of dogs or rabies.

Dermatophobia- Fear of skin lesions.

Dermatosiophobia or Dermatophobia or Dermatopathophobia- Fear of skin disease.

Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.

Emetophobia- Fear of vomiting.

Epistaxiophobia- Fear of nosebleeds.

Febriphobia or Fibriphobia or Fibriophobia- Fear of fever.

Helminthophobia- Fear of being infested with worms.

Hemophobia or Hemaphobia or Hematophobia- Fear of blood.

MJ: Still sound like Stork?
Aerrow: I did not know there were so many ways to say paranoid...

Cyclonis: I didn't think there were this many phobias...

MJ: Yeah, well, just wait...It gets better.

Herpetophobia- Fear of reptiles or creepy, crawly things.

Hydrophobia- Fear of water or of rabies.

Hypnophobia- Fear of sleep or of being hypnotized.

Leprophobia or Lepraphobia- Fear of leprosy.

Meningitophobia- Fear of brain disease.

Monopathophobia- Fear of definite disease.

Pathophobia- Fear of disease.

Phthiriophobia- Fear of lice. (Pediculophobia)

Phthisiophobia- Fear of tuberculosis.

Poliosophobia- Fear of contracting poliomyelitis.

Syphilophobia- Fear of syphilis.

MJ: Only a few more after this...

Aerrow: You didn't let Stork see this, did you MJ?
MJ: Of course not...He's not one of the ones commenting...

Cyclonis: That would've been kinda funny, though...

Aerrow: Yeah, it would be...

MJ: Continuing on...

Taeniophobia or Teniophobia- Fear of tapeworms.

Tetanophobia- Fear of lockjaw, tetanus.

Toxiphobia or Toxophobia or Toxicophobia- Fear of poison or of being accidently poisoned.

Traumatophobia- Fear of injury.

MJ: Alright! So, is this Stork, or is this not Stork?
Aerrow: Definitely Stork.

Cyclonis: As I said, I don't know him very well, but this sounds like the Merb.

MJ: And there you have it! Names for Stork's fears! And let's hear some thanks for...HEY! NO MAKING OUT IN THE PRODUCTION STUDIO!!!

Aerrow: She started it!
Cyclonis: Oh, I did, did I? I f I remember correctly, you're the one who kissed me first!

MJ: Save for the bedroom, lovebirds...