Harry Runner

Sirius sat as his desk, his brown owl Compy sitting by his arm. It was holding a letter, which it promptly dropped into Sirius' hand.

"Checking, checking, checking, checking, checking my Owl-Mail! Let's see...

Dear Sirius,

I theenk u r totalie hot!!! Wuld u go out with me?

Luv,

Tarah Jones, Hufflepuff"

Sirius looked at the letter incredulously. "Sure Tarah, I'd love to go out with you! How about we go for a ride in my BMW!" At this he pulled out his BMW lighter and caught the letter on fire, which was quickly reduced to a pile of ashes. "Ahahahahahaha! Baleeted!"

"Meh meh meh, meh meh meh MEH!" Lupin chuckled.

"Ok, next Owl-Mail!" Compy dropped another lettre into Sirius' hand. "1... 2... 3... Let's see what this damn owl has for MEEEEEEEEE....

Dear Sirius,

Don't you think it would be totally awesome to pull a prank on that dork Harry? He's so stupid!"

Crapfully yours,

Anonymous"

"Well Anonymous, how would you like to go for a ride in my BMW?"

Lupin stopped him before he could pull out the lighter. "Meh meh MEH."

"What do you mean the joke is overdone? Fine! Let's go play a joke on that idiot Harry..."

Sirius and Lupin snuck down the stairs toward the Gryffindor common room. "Now let's not have another incident like the 'Jumble Caper', okay The Lupin?" Lupin only "Meh"ed and rolled his eyes.

Harry was sitting on the couch, a book held out in front of him, which was no small feat due to his lack of arms. Sirius had nevre figured out how Harry was able to hold things without arms or hands, but he planned to figure out, SOMEDAY. Sitting next to Harry was Hermione, with her long frizzy hippy hair, and her ever present guitar. Ron sat in the corner eating from a tub of butter, a plastic crown perched upon his head.

"Now, the Lupin." Sirius whispered. "Just follow my lead..."

Sirius was sneaking up on Harry, about to enact his awesome prank, when a familiar voice interrupted him.

"What are you doing Sirius?" Severus asked.

Sirius turned around and rolled his eyes. "What does it look like poop for brains? I'm flying to the moon in my magical balloon!"

Severus sighed. "I meant what are you doing with my 'Popular Science'?"

"Oh, this?" Sirius glanced down at the magazine. "I was just... taking it for a walk! Giving it some fresh air!" He threw it at Severus. "See if I ever do you a favor again!"

"What are you talking about? Magazines don't need to go for walks..."

"The jig is up The Lupin!" Sirius' eyes darted about the room. "Make a run for it! Every man for himself!" he bellowed, before running up the stairs to the boys dormitories.

"Meh meh meh meh MEH MEH MEH!" Lupin followed only a few footsteps behind him.

"Man those guys are weiwd." Harry said.

"Does anyone have any butter to go with this butter?" Ron asked, licking his fingers.