Title: Human Entertainment

Author: Pyrite

Rating: R

Disclaimer: Transformers is copyright Hasbro.

Pairing: Ironhide x Sam Witwicky

Warnings: Yaoi, Slash, Sex, Sticky, Holoform x Human.

Summary: Ironhide picks up Sam from a long day at college with a few thoughts of

eroticism in his processor.

Author's Notes: Okay, I wanted to take a break from Colliding Timelines for a few

days. Besides this has been in my mind for a while. I also notice that there is

hardly any Sam/Ironhide stories. That sucks! There needs to be more! Oh this takes

place before Transformers 3.

Sam waited patiently for the yellow and black camero to pull up outside of the

college building. He sighed softly, Bee was going to get a talking to. Soon he saw a

black topkick pull up and looked confusedly at it. Why the heck was Ironhide here?

Was Bee okay? He walked to the truck and climbed in then began asking "Ironhide,

where's Bee?"

"He went off with Prime. I came to get you. I hope that's okay with you Sam."

Ironhide teased the human.

Sam smiled as Ironhide began to drive, "Yeah. I was just worried."

"Yeah. Don't worry. I would tell you if Bee was with Ratchet."

"So why is Bee with Optimus?" He questioned the autobot.

"They found a decepticon. They didn't need me." Ironhide paused then asked, "How was

college?"

Sam sighed, "I'm doing well on my subjects thanks." He yawned slightly.

"Why don't you sleep a while?" Ironhide suggested.

"I'd feel bad Ironhide."

"It's alright. Go ahead and sleep for a while."

Sam thanked the autobot then leaned back in his chair and slowly fell asleep.

Ironhide smiled at the human. Primus, he was fucking beautiful. He didn't know when

he found the human so beautiful, but he was glad Sam was finally asleep. Ironhide had

nearly shouted when he found out he was able to pick out up Sam. This was his chance.

Now that Sam was asleep, he was taking him to a secret location. This was going to be

fun...for both of them.

xxxx

When Sam awoke, he found himself in a forest. He was purely confused. Ironhide was

supposed to take him back to his parents home. He wiped his eyes, brushing away the

sleepiness. "Ironhide?" He whispered, wondering what the bot was doing. Suddenly a

man with black hair and bright blue eyes. His face was handsome and his body well

muscled. God, why was he so attracted to men...uh robots? The man opened up the door

and Sam turned sideways to him.

"Yeah Sam. It's me baby." Ironhide replied as the man reached forward and stroked his

soft cheek.

'Baby? He thinks of me like that?' Sam thought to himself. "But why are we here?"

Ironhide pressed to the young boy, his body was hard and he felt Sam's soft body

responding to him. This excited the bot. "Mmm...Ever since you and Mikaela broke up,

you've been stressed and I can't help but notice that you need some fun."

"Why me?" Sam burst out.

"Why not?"

"I thought you didn't like humans."

Ironhide raised an eyebrow at Sam, "Huh? What gave you that idea?"

The young man bowed his head and looked shyly up at him, "It's just that you seem..."

"Unapproachable?" Ironhide put in.

"Yeah."

"I'm a soldier Sam. I get along better with other soldiers than civilians. That

doesn't mean that I don't like you." He smiled at the young man, "In fact I find you

quite beautiful."

"Why?" Sam questioned the bot, he didn't know what was so attractive about him.

Ironhide was slightly shocked, he reached down and stroked Sam's face. "What? You are

so beautiful that anyone would want you. Primus, it's been so hard to not tell you."

He bent forward and took Sam's lips in a searing kiss as he wrapped his arms around

the man's waist.

Once breaking the kiss, Sam panted for a few seconds then replied, "Ummm...how are we

going to do this?"

"This is my holoform. It's real so you can touch me and I can touch you."

"Everything?"

Ironhide raised an eyebrow, "Everything. I wouldn't be incomplete."

"You won't tell anyone will you?"

The bot raised an eyebrow, "Do I look stupid Sam?"

Sam smirked at the weapons specialist then leaned forward and wrapped his arms around

the bot's head and kissed him. Ironhide was hot and passionate. His actions were

needy. The human-like body of Ironhide felt so good between his legs. God, what was

wrong with him?

"You feel so good." Ironhide admitted once they broke the kiss.

"So do you." Sam admitted.

"Would you...?"

"Want to fuck? Hell yeah..." Sam blushed, he didn't know where that came from.

Ironhide smiled then began working on the buttons of Sam's jeans. It seemed to take

several minutes to even get one button undone. "Oh frag! Why can't you humans walk in

your skins instead of clothes?"

Sam laughed then helped Ironhide take off his jeans and boxers. The cool air felt so

good on his hard flesh. Suddenly, Ironhide's clothes disappeared with a fizzle and

Sam looked at the bot with shock. But that disappeared and he wrapped his legs around

Ironhide's waist and his arms around the other's shoulders. It felt so good. God, he

didn't deserve this pleasure.

Ironhide leaned over Sam, his strong hands on the man's hips as he felt Sam squirm

slightly against him. A look of pleasure was on Sam's face as he pressed his hips

back towards Ironhide's. Truthfully, Ironhide didn't expect Sam to be so active with

him. He was drawn to Sam because he was rather beautiful for a human. Primus, he was

more than beautiful, he was attractive. He put his right hand on Sam's slick stomach

and pushed into the young man's hole. It felt good. Sam's hole was so tight on his

spike. It had been so long since he had felt such tightness around his spike.

Sam arched against Ironhide, his body hard and ready for Ironhide. He felt Ironhide start slow, but gain friction as he went faster. Sam began to moan as the friction of Ironhide's cock was more than enough to make his body respond to the expert touch of the other. He felt Ironhide's hand move from his slick, sweaty stomach to his cock. God, it was too much. Ironhide began pumping Sam's cock slowly, making Sam moan and cry out for more pleasure. God it felt so good.

Ironhide loved this. Loved feeling Sam's human body against him, loved hearing his cries of pleasure that he - He - was producing for him. Primus it was so beautiful. Each time he thrust in Sam's body, he pumped Sam's soft, yet hard flesh in his hand. Some god was looking out for him today. Ironhide heard Sam's voice as he pleaded, "God Iron...hide, finish it!"

"You got it Sam." Ironhide replied. He lifted up Sam's hips then thrust fast and hard into the other's body. He knew he was giving Sam pleasure when he saw the other thrust his head side to side and begin to pant and moan even harder then before. Sam then cried out Ironhide's name and seed spurted over the holoform's arm. Ironhide dug his face into Sam's neck, biting hard as he felt his fluid empty into Sam's hole. Primus, it was so damn good!

After their interlude, Sam was tired and wanted to rest. Ironhide's holoform reappeared under him, holding him and caressing him softly until he fell asleep. He shut the door for privacy, making sure they were alone and that their moment of lust was not ruined.

xxxx

Later, as Ironhide was taking Sam back, Sam asked, "So do you want to do this again?"

Ironhide was surprised at this, "If you want to."

"As long as we keep it quiet. We'll have to find time for it."

"Don't worry. I'll find time to get you away."

"So did you have a great time?"

Sam smirked, "I wouldn't asked to do it again if I didn't."

"Good."

"Next week?"

"Text me at the time and i'll be there." Ironhide replied then stopped in front of Sam's destination. Sam stepped out and shut the door gently. He rubbed the hood gently.

"See you soon Ironhide."

"You too baby."

A/N: I took a small break from Colliding Timelines. I hope you like the Sam x Ironhide pairing. I love the thought of Sam x Ironhide. It's different and I haven't seen it before. Enjoy and please review if you like!