A/N: Okay, so… this is just something extremely weird. It's probably been done before, but meh. Harry Potter Nursery Thymes! It's because some silly nursery rhyme was stuck in my head the whole day – and somewhere along the way I translated it into Harry Potter terms.
Voldy had a big old snake.
(From Mary had a little lamb)
Voldy had a big ol' snake, big ol' snake, big ol' snake,
Voldy had a big ol' snake,
It's scales as weird as flakes,
And everywhere that Voldy went, Voldy went, Voldy went,
The snake was sure to go.
It followed him to meeting every day, meetings every day, meetings every day,
Which made him appear a fool;
It made the Eaters murder and pain, murder and pain, murder and pain,
It made the Eaters murder and pain,
And so the Malfoys turned it away, but it was in vain.
It hissed and snaked until it's master would appear,
"Why does the snake love Voldy so, Voldy so, Voldy so?"
The eager Eaters cry,
"Why, Voldy's soul is stuck in it"
Neville did reply.
A/N: That was weird.