Me- got this idea, at work, basically draco gets sick of never finding anybody worthy of him, so what does he do? Why sign up for a dating service of course. Romance/humor with a dash of fluff!
Warning- this story cntains language and slash, boy/boy don't like, don't read
Pairing- draco/ron
Well enjoy!
All characters and harry potter belong to jk rowling not me
Draco's pov
Gezz, you'd think people be lining up left and right to be with me, but do they? Nope stupid selfish bastards. Don't they see how utterly gorgeous and sexy I am? Okay so I am a bit nasty and like bossing others around, not to mention that my fathers a fucking death eater. But oh well.
Still I'd like to be with someone to cuddle and hold and all that other junk, don't think I'm going all soft I am a Malfoy after all. So here I an sitting in the slytherien common room. I see something Pansy left befind
Wizard/witch dating service
I scoff, seriously who'd be stupid enough to sign up for this junk? Half the people are over 40 and so on. I may be desperate, but not that despearte. The sad thing is if I don't find someone, fathers going to make me marry Pansy.
I shudder at that thought. I mean if I have to live with her, I may as well perform the killing curse on myself.
That's it, I'm signing up for this thing. If it saves me from being married to Pansy what the hell do I have to lose? Now what to put, I know!
Blonde 16 year old pure blood male looking for someone to have fun with.
I like snakes, darkness long talks. Must be pure blood and have good wealth. Owl me at Draco malfoy, slytherien common room.
There, now I'll send it to the adress.
This better not take too long, but then again, I guess waiting ain't too bad.
What the fuck am I thinking? Of course it sucks, I wanna have a response right this minute! Okay draco calm, think calm thoughts.
Okay better. Now to get some sleep!
Ron's pov
Well that was interesting, I just went out with Luna lovegood, needless to say it didn't go to well. Don't get me wrong, she's pretty and fun to talk to. But I'm not attracted to her, in fact I'm really not attracted to girls at all. I only went out with her cause Hermione set it up.
Flashback
"come on ron, it'll do you good!" said Hermione
" hell no, the bloody hell do you think I am? I won't go out with Luna" ron shot back
"oh come on, you need to do this, find someone to have a relationship with, besides if you do it I'll help you with homework" hermione responded
"you already help me with homework" said ron
" please ron! I'm begging you!"
"alright"
end flashback
that's the last time, I let Hermione set me up. I mean I love her in a sisterly way but her setting me up is something I don't need.
I would like to be with someone, just to talk to, snog all that stuff.
Damn , I sound like a hopeless romantic. Oh well
Live and learn I always say. Glancing upwards I see that Parvati has left something.
Wizard/witch dating service
Hmmmm, this could be interesting, I glance though it
My eyes stop, there's one that looks very pleasing. 16 year old pureblood…I skim though. Well it seems good, may as well owl him for a date. I hope he looks good. I don't want some 87 year old man. Ewwww.
I get a piece of parchement and start writing. Then I tie the letter to pig's leg. There he goes.
I hope this goes well
Me – well there you have it! Will draco accept ron's offer? Will Hermione stop setting rom up? Find out when I update
Bye!