"You lied to me," Misa said," You have to choose right now. Me or the suits?"
" Then Light goes in a dase and starts to day dream. In the day dream he's sings.
"I know what you're thinking
"What's Light been drinking?
"That girl was smoking hot
"Yes I coulda nailed her." Light sung .
"But no it's not a failure
"'Cuz there's one thing she is not
"To score a ten would be just fine
"But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
"It's a truth you can't refute
"Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the girls and boys
"Are impeccably well dressed
"That delivery guy in the jacket and tie," Light sang pointing at a delivery guy. He was suddenly wearing a suit.
"That puppy in the double-breast
"That '80s dude in mutton chops
"That baby with a lollipop
"That lady cop who's kinda cute," The same thing happened as before.
'Nothing suits 'em like a suit,'' Light sang.
"Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
"The perfect way to snare
"a girl with daddy issues." Light sang.
"In navy blue or black
"Check out this perfect rack
"I want to give them a squeeze." Light said. Then out of no where L showed up.
"Oh really? Then answer these questions
"If you please
"What would you do if you had to choose
"Between your suits and a pot of gold?" L asked.
" Suits." Light answered.
"What would you say
"If you gave your suits away
"In return you'd never grow old?" Near asked.
"Suits." Light answered.
"What would you pick
"One million chicks
"Or a single three-piece suit?" Matt asked.
"It's moot." Light answered.
"What if world peace
"Were within your reach …" Mello started
"Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Mello. Get your head outta your ass." Light said before Mello could finish.
"Two! Three! Four!
"Girls will go and girls will com
"But there's only one absolute
"Every bro on the go needs to know
"That there's no accepted substitute," They all sang together. Then more random people started to sing with them.
"I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
"My Sunday best are my best friends
"Send casual Friday down the laundry chute," Light said.
"'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
"Like a …. wait for it …" Light sang. Then there was a moment of silence.
"Suit!/p
"Then again, she is pretty hot." Then he went back to reality.
"I chose you baby, first thing tomorrow I'm getting rid of these suits." Light answered
"Really?" Misa asked.
"Yea." Light answered. Then they started to kiss.
As they parted for air. When Misa wasn't listening Light said looking at the suits," You guys are fine."/p
I was listening to the song Suit up from How I Met Your Mother and I thought about how Light is almost always wearing a suit and then this was made. This is my first song fic so don't judge me if it sucks. Please review because every time you don't a suit is thrown away so do it for the suits. And I don't support this paring but it fit with the song.