Help Im Stuck With A Sardonic Russian
Girl
Duo(wispering): Hey, its me, I bet youre wondering why Im wispering. Well its a long story. I know what youre thinking "Maxwell Im leaving in ten seconds even if you dont get to the point". Well Im here to warn you theres something evil out there, evil I tell you. Hey! Dont walk away! Im not kidding. Fine if you dont want to be safe then DOOM on you. I knew you'd see things my way. Anyway it begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, for a dark purpose...... Not really I just always wanted to say that. Ok ok Im sorry I'll get on with it geez you dont have to be so mean. Alright one fine day me and the lesser pilots were cruzin through space.
~WEIRD WAVES APEAR AND FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS THEN SUDDENLY A FLASH BACK~
Wufei: Maxwell, stop looking at me you weakling!
Duo: aww Fei-fei you cant even see me.
Wufei: Its WUFEI and I know I cant see you, but I can sense those beadie little eyes on the back of my head. Now go bother someone else Im trying to meditate and youre breaking my concentration.
Duo(mumbles): boy does he have a stick up his ass.
Wufei: What was that?
Duo: I said um I like to eat bass.
Wufei:~mutters something about stupid braided boys and their retarded antics~
Duo: ~skips happily for no apparent reason over to Quatre who is piloting the ship~ Hello quatre old buddy-
Quatre: No.
Duo: What?
Quatre: Whenever you start out like that I know you want something.
Duo: No I dont
Quatre: ~quirks eyebrow~ what about the time you-
Duo: ~calmly~ ok ok I confess. IM SOOOOO BORED PLEASE QUATRE I GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO DO TO TAKE MY WRY LITTLE MIND OFF OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: ~wiping and spit from Duo off of his face and being suprised that Duo knows the word wry~ Well Duo its your own fault I told you to bring a puzzle or something but you wouldnt listen blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Duo: ~having the attension span of a pile of smashed up rocks starts to stare at a big red button on the controll panel of the space ship~ oooooh O.O
Quatre: ~starting to lecture Duo on something that probably doesnt even pertain to what he was talking about earlier~ And another thing you have got to remember- what? Duo! Youre not listening.
Duo:~drooling and sounding like a zombie~ must press the big red button.
Quatre: Noooo not that Im not sure what it does yet!
Duo: Too late slow poke ~stupidly pressing the big red button
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Duo: Well thats part of the stroy but I dont feel like telling you the rest come back later ~falls asleep like a narcoleptic~
Duo(wispering): Hey, its me, I bet youre wondering why Im wispering. Well its a long story. I know what youre thinking "Maxwell Im leaving in ten seconds even if you dont get to the point". Well Im here to warn you theres something evil out there, evil I tell you. Hey! Dont walk away! Im not kidding. Fine if you dont want to be safe then DOOM on you. I knew you'd see things my way. Anyway it begins on a dark night, where a dark man waits, for a dark purpose...... Not really I just always wanted to say that. Ok ok Im sorry I'll get on with it geez you dont have to be so mean. Alright one fine day me and the lesser pilots were cruzin through space.
~WEIRD WAVES APEAR AND FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS THEN SUDDENLY A FLASH BACK~
Wufei: Maxwell, stop looking at me you weakling!
Duo: aww Fei-fei you cant even see me.
Wufei: Its WUFEI and I know I cant see you, but I can sense those beadie little eyes on the back of my head. Now go bother someone else Im trying to meditate and youre breaking my concentration.
Duo(mumbles): boy does he have a stick up his ass.
Wufei: What was that?
Duo: I said um I like to eat bass.
Wufei:~mutters something about stupid braided boys and their retarded antics~
Duo: ~skips happily for no apparent reason over to Quatre who is piloting the ship~ Hello quatre old buddy-
Quatre: No.
Duo: What?
Quatre: Whenever you start out like that I know you want something.
Duo: No I dont
Quatre: ~quirks eyebrow~ what about the time you-
Duo: ~calmly~ ok ok I confess. IM SOOOOO BORED PLEASE QUATRE I GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO DO TO TAKE MY WRY LITTLE MIND OFF OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quatre: ~wiping and spit from Duo off of his face and being suprised that Duo knows the word wry~ Well Duo its your own fault I told you to bring a puzzle or something but you wouldnt listen blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Duo: ~having the attension span of a pile of smashed up rocks starts to stare at a big red button on the controll panel of the space ship~ oooooh O.O
Quatre: ~starting to lecture Duo on something that probably doesnt even pertain to what he was talking about earlier~ And another thing you have got to remember- what? Duo! Youre not listening.
Duo:~drooling and sounding like a zombie~ must press the big red button.
Quatre: Noooo not that Im not sure what it does yet!
Duo: Too late slow poke ~stupidly pressing the big red button
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Duo: Well thats part of the stroy but I dont feel like telling you the rest come back later ~falls asleep like a narcoleptic~