Edward Elric vs. Scar the ishballen

Scar-"Oof, watch it kid"

Ed-"Hm, "What did you say!?"

Scar-"I said watch it kid"

(Ed looks up and is stunned to see his old nemesis scar)

Ed-"you!"

Scar- "you!"

Ed- "I thought I killed you! There's no way you could have came back to life"

Scar- "you never killed me kid you wounded me, but only with the help of that stupid girl who hit me with her pistol"

Ed- "well than I will kill you this time. Al go back to head quarters and tell the colonel what is going on!"

Scar- "yeah right I'm more likely to kill you or your brother you stupid kid"

Ed- "oh yeah we'll see how you like this you stupid asshole!"

(Ed claps and hits the ground with his hands and causes an explosion but scar jumps over it hits Ed with his foot mean while Al comes back with the colonel and the colonel shoots scar in the back and then burns him)

Ed-"you stupid ass I almost had him finished "

Roy Mustang- "didn't look like it from where I was standing Fullmetal"

Ed- "than move down wind"

Al- "brother I found a cat can I keep him please"

Ed- "enough with the stupid cats Al and no you can't keep him"

Riza Hawkeye- "boys we better leave before we get shot ourselves "

The end