((A/N: Request fill for an anon on Tumblr who wanted a fluffy RusAme fic. Not so good at really fluffy stuff but enjoy. And I feel like this is more silly than fluffy.))

The world meeting was boring and long, Ivan thought. There was nothing really to do but listen to everyone's arguments and yelling. Ivan preferred peace and quiet to noise. He had better things to do than this. All of a sudden, a loud and obnoxious American bust through the door, a bag of fast food in his hand.

"ALL RIGHT DUDES! TIME TO PARTAY!"

Alfred's words brought a chorus of "Shut up and sit down!" and "Take that slop you call food out of here!" from the other nations. At that last sentence Alfred was a bit offended. Ivan tried to cover his ears to keep all the noise from getting to him. Alfred began to pout a little and sat down next to Ivan. Soon after, Alfred spilled his lunch out onto the table. Ivan counted how much food Alfred had bought and came up with three Big Macs, four large fries, thirty Chicken McNuggets, a large Coke, and a large M&M McFlurry. He wondered how Alfred ate all that, even though he was a nation. Nations typically had a larger appetite than everyone else, but it was all junk food! And to think he ate that every day! How the heck does he not gain a thousand pounds? But once Alfred began to eat some of the burgers and fries, Ivan was hypnotized by the smell.

"Hey Alfred?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you think I could… try one of those fries?"

"Sure dude! Try some!"

At that, Ivan grabbed a fry and put it in his mouth. Surprisingly, it tasted alright. He reached for another and pulled out an abnormally large one. He put one end in his mouth, and much to his shock, Alfred put the other end in his. For a moment Ivan was a bit frightened, wondering what was going on. Alfred began to eat the fry and eventually joined his lips to Ivan's. Eventually Ivan melted into the kiss as the two began to use tongue. What they didn't know was that Elizabeta had made a video of the entire thing from her position on the other side of the table.

This was so going on YouTube.

((A/N: I had Chicken McNuggets for lunch at school today. Though I ate twelve, not thirty. Ha ha.))