Disclaimer: I do not own KND, and since my story has like nothing to do with KND really, this is the only disclaimer I am putting up.
Theme song music plays. Six kids' faces pop out of the side of the screen.
"Mitsu!" says a doggy.
"Koopa!" says a girl with a crown.
"Ray-chan!" says a girl with an Ash sticker.
"My-ki!" says a boy with flags.
"Remers!" says a squirrel.
"And Momo!" says a kitty.
"We are the Street Demonz!" they yell.
Scene opens in a tree house. Six friends are hanging out. Two are on the computer, one is on her laptop, two are reading and one is running around the room waving flags.
"I would just like to say something," Remers says, standing up. The other five stare at her. "This fic's credit goes entirely to my friend, Bugg Bugg. She made the names and the waving flags thingy. I totally realize that I am kinda ripping her off, but she hadn't made a story like this yet, so I made it!"
She sits back down. Everyone looks at each other, shrugs and returns to what they were doing.
"And one more thing."
They turn back to Remers.
"I should totally be a wolf."
Returns to work.
It's quiet for a while, then Remers stands up again, says, "I gotta pee," and walks to the bathroom.
"She's so weird," My-ki says.
"You're the one waving flags, moron," says Koopa without moving her eyes from the computer screen.
"Yeah," agrees Mitsu, next to her.
The toilet flushes and Remers comes back out.
"I get two M&M's!" she grins.
Everyone stares at her. Her grin fades. She walks over to My-ki once everyone has stopped staring. He's eating milk and cookies.
"Want some milk and cookies?" he asks.
"Yeah!" Remers says.
They sit eating their milk and cookies.
Camera goes over to Bugg and Ray-chan who are sitting reading anime.
"Why does my name say Momo at the top but then it refers to me as Bugg?" Bugg asks.
Ray-chan shrugs and turns the page.
"I should totally be the owner of KND," Bugg says.
"Hey who was the one at the laptop?" Mitsu asks.
"Me! Me! Pick me!"
"It was Remers," says Koopa.
"Yay!" Remers screams.
Everyone stares at her.
"What?"
Everyone gets back to their own things. Remers goes to Bugg.
"Bugg."
"Mmm."
"Bugg."
"Mmm."
"Bugg!"
"What!"
Remers gets tears in her eyes.
"You are so emotional," Ray-chan says.
Remers sticks her tongue out at Ray-chan.
"What do you want, Remers?" Bugg asks.
Remers turns to Bugg with a smile on her face again. "Can we go to Barnes and Nobles?"
"No," says Koopa.
"Why not?" asks Mitsu.
"They'll remember us," says Koopa. "It hasn't been a month yet."
"But we can't wait a month!" whine Mitsu and Remers.
"You guys are such babies," says My-ki.
A chair goes flying towards his head.
"Hey!" he yells.
Koopa goes to the couch and joins Bugg and Ray-chan in reading. "Should we make them stop?"
Bugg and Ray-chan shake their heads and Koopa shrugs. In the background, Remers and Mitsu chase My-ki around holding a baseball bat. End chapter.