My Hotel Roommate

Chapter One-Teammate for a Roommate???

Sakura came back from training one day, Sakura's mom didn't even say "hi" when her daughter opened the door.

"Sakura, I need to talk to you" she said in a serious tone, it was almost scary, "O-okay…" Sakura said, wondering if she had done anything wrong.

They sat down on a couch, "Your father and I have been working very hard these past few days but we're still running low on money…we thought that we'd send you to a hotel for half a year so our house could only have 2/3 of it's usual work for a few months and revive our budget" Sakura's mom said, "What? You mean…in my own room? Alone? With no friends or family?" Sakura asked in disbelief.

"Well…the hotel manager said that there would be someone staying with you…I'm sure that you and that stranger will be good friends in no time flat" Sakura's mom said, trying REALLY hard to get Sakura positive about staying there, "Do I have to???" Sakura asked, Sakura's mom sighed, "Yes, you have to".

Sakura thrust her lower lip out, slumped back into her chair, crossed her arms and whispered under her breath "Kuso…".

The next day…

Sakura's dad drove her to the hotel, it was a luxury 5-star called "Four Seasons Hotel", but Sakura still hated it.

"Bye, Daddy" Sakura said and waved to her dad, "Bye, Cherry Blossom!! I'm see you in half a year!" Sakura's dad almost sounded happy, Sakura groaned and trudged into the hotel.

The manager, Mr. Ichi Ban, asked "Name please?", "Haruno, Sakura" Sakura said, sounding depressed, "Right this way, please" Ichi said and led Sakura to her room.

"You'll find your new roommate a bit…how do you young ones call it…emo" Ichi said before walking off in a princely manner, "Emo???" Sakura asked herself, and opened the door, there was Sasuke on a bed, reading a book…without a shirt.

"KKKKYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SASUKE-KUN!!!!!!!! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!!!??" she screamed, "Ow..you're making my ears bleed" Sasuke said, emotionless. "You're gonna make my nose bleed!!" Sakura thought, looking at his uncovered chest. "How do get here!!??" Sakura screamed, "I couldn't pay my bill for my house so I got kicked out and had to move in here" Sasuke said, his eyes still on the book, his voice still emotionless.

"Why'd the manager say Sasuke-kun was emo??? He's as emotionless as any guy can get" Sakura thought.

She glanced at her watch, "It's dinner time" she said, "Hn" Sasuke said, Sakura smiled at the sound of his voice, even if it was only a "hn".

Sakura turned on the water heater (what's that thing called???) and waited for the water to boil, "Want me to make you some ramen, Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked, "No" Sasuke replied, emotionless.

"I bet you'll be friends no time flat…"Sakura mumbled under breath, mocking her mom's words, "Hm? Did you say something?" Sasuke asked, his eyes shifting from his book to Sakura, Sakura blushed, "AH!! NO!! Keep reading your book, hehehehe!!!" Sakura said, "I sound like an idiot…" Sakura thought.

When the ramen was done, Sakura sat down at the desk and waited for it to cool, taking the time to look around her new room. There were 2 beds (Thank goodness…XD), a fridge, a plasma screen TV, a laptop with internet, a huge window that filled up the whole left wall and of course, the desk she was on right now.

Sakura looked at Sasuke, "Do you have any shirts?" she asked, Sasuke looked at her with a weird face, "They're in the washing machine…do you have any shirts besides the one you're wearing right now?" Sasuke asked Sakura right back. Sakura thought for a moment, then she suddenly looked sick, "I LEFT MY SUITCASES IN THE CAR!!!!!!!" she screamed, Sasuke winced.

"AHHH!!! And I'm spending half a year here!!! How'll I stay in the same shirt for half a year!!!???" Sakura screamed, then she recollected herself, and said in a funny, cracked up voice, "I just will".

Sasuke was still staring at Sakura with a weird face, "She's so crazy…" he thought.

Then Sakura sensed that the ramen was cool, she grabbed her chopsticks and shouted, "ITADEKIMASU!!!!!!", Sasuke winced again, "You know… you can just say it" Sasuke said, "Oh right, sorry…" Sakura said.

Then she started to noisily slurp up her ramen, much like Naruto, but it made sense since she hadn't had any breakfast and it was now evening.

In a matter of minutes, the ramen was all gone. "Time for my bath!!!" she squealed, grabbed a bathrobe and headed into the separate washroom.

Sakura took off her shirt and pants and started running the bath water. In the other room, Sasuke thought, "I should brush my teeth".

Sasuke opened the bathroom door, Sakura glared at him, she was only in her bra and panties, she was blushing furiously, "I came to brush my teeth" Sasuke said, emotionless. "Could you do it later???" Sakura said through a fake smile and gritted teeth, "No" Sasuke replied.

"Fine" Sakura said, Sasuke went in and took his toothbrush, squirted toothpaste on it and started brushing it smoothly across his teeth, Sakura glared and waited for him to finish and get out so she could take off her remaining clothes and take her bath.

"Hurry up" Sakura said, "You don't want me to get cavities, do you?" Sasuke asked, emotionless, Sakura fumed and stomped out of the washroom, "Tell me when you're done" she said.

Once the door closed, Sasuke smirked and thought "That was way too easy" and took off all his clothes, drained the bathtub and turned the shower on. After 10 minutes, Sakura thought "It doesn't take 10 minutes for an average person to brush their teeth…" and she opened the bathroom door.

A burst of steam came out and the sound of a shower, Sakura sighed and stomped over to the shower (It has a curtain).

Then she did the stupidest thing any idiot could ever do, she pulled the curtains to the side in anger (Angry people do weird things sometimes…).

It was only a second, that was all it took, for Sakura to realize that people took showers without clothes and she pulled the curtain back and ran out of the washroom, suffering from a massive nosebleed.

At the time Sakura had pulled the curtains to the side, Sasuke was rinsing his hair and his eyes were closed, thank goodness.

When Sasuke came out Sakura was already asleep, in her only clothes, the bra and panties. Sasuke went to bed, too, and turned the lights off.

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I felt like doing this 'cause…well…I'm in a hotel…and I thought, "OH, I'm in a hotel, might as well do a hotel ficcy, hehe". The hotel I'm in is called Four Seasons Hotel!! Yay!! Just like the one Sasuke and Sakura are in!!

I dunno if this should be rated M…it does talk about…(beep) and stuff…

I made this in return for deleting my "When Living Together" fic 'cause it just wasn't getting any reviews…so I made this this…it's sorta the same plot but…in a hotel instead of Sakura's house.

No FAQ 'cause I feel like it.

Ciao for Now,

Ku