Me: Alright! Time for episode 4! For this episode, I would like to thank SailorZeldaTheAlchemist for giving me this idea. Today, everyone's favorite, emotionless sword spirit will be giving us a lesson! Enjoy!

How to Tell Your Master That He/She is Low On Hearts

Fi: Greetings. My designation is Fi. Today, many companions face the problem of not being able to tell their master that they are low on hearts. Today, I will teach everyone how they can alert their masters of this problem.

Link: Uh... Fi? If I simply look at my heart meter, I can tell if my hearts are low or not.

Me: Yeah, but the player may choose not to do that.

Link: What?

Dovahkiin: It's a 4th Wall thing; you wouldn't know.

Cole: I wouldn't know about any of this, since my game doesn't use a heart meter. I just run on whole grain! WHOO!

Dovahkiin: Same here. My game uses a health bar.

Me: Fi, before we waste to much time, start the story.

Fi: Of course.

Step 1: Beeping

Fi: One way you can alert your master of low hearts and batteries is by making a beeping sound that won't stop until they regain some hearts.

Link: *lying in bed with only 1 heart left after a fight with Demise* Fi! Make the bleeping stop! I'm trying to rest to regain hearts!

Fi: Master, I calculate a 100% percent chance that the beeping will not stop until you have regained some hearts. You can regain some by sleeping or-

Link: I know! But I can't sleep with that beeping! It's too loud! Make it stop!

Fi: I cannot. Not until you regain some hearts. Have you tried drinking potions?

Link: I'm out of potions!

Fi: Heart flowers?

Link: There are no heart flowers here!

Fi: Sleeping?

Link: ...

Fi: Master, after consideration, I have concluded that you cannot sleep because it is daytime.

Link: -

Unexplained Voice: SLEEP-DEPRIVED!

Step 2: Navi

Fi: Another thing you could try is going "Navi" on your master.

Link: She doesn't mean...

Fi: *dances in circles around Link* MASTER! HEY! HEY! LISTEN! LOOK! YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF HEARTS! HEY! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! LISTEN! LOOK! HEY!

Me: OMFG! NOT THIS! NOT NAVI! RUN, EVERYBODY! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIVES!

Link: NO! NOT AGAIN! ONE GAME OF THAT NAVI CRAP WAS ENOUGH!

Navi: OH, HELL NO! THOSE ARE MY LINES! I'M GONNA MURDER THAT DANCING SWORD SPIRIT! *goes to murder Fi, but can't harm her*

Ridley-Deadpool: *kills Navi with fly-swatter*

Navi: *doesn't die* HEY! LOOK! LISTEN! HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

Me: RUN! WE"RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF NAVI!

Everyone: *panics*

Unexplained Voice: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!

Step 3: Using force

Fi: If your master is till low on hearts, you can try forcefully giving healing foods and items to your master.

Link: *trying to sleep*

Fi: Master...

Link: what?

Fi: EAT THIS BANANA! *tries to force banana down Link's throat*

Link: FI! STO- *chocked to death*

Demise: If only it was that easy when I had to fight him...

Zelda: It never will be that easy to kill Link. This is only happening because of TheGroosenator being the crazy redneck that he is.

Me: I will take that as a compliment.

Ridley-Deadpool: I've only made one appearance so far this episode! This is the second!

Everyone: ...

Unexplained Voice: INSERT FITTING END LINE HERE!

Whoo! Episode four is finally up!

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Until next time, guys! Bye!