After reading other people's 'You know you've been playing too much MapleStory when you..." 's, I came up with some original ones of my own. The only thing that applies to me was posted on another fanfiction on this site (my suggestion) so I won't post them up again. None of these apply to me. I just want to write them down.

I know these are unrealistic. They're weird. Not that funny. But they work. Okay? Arrgh...I just HAD to write and submit this...

By the way, none of these apply to me. Do any apply to you? (I don't think so though, they're really weird.)

When you go to a place, you look around for a portal to get to a totally different place.

You feed your pet several times and talk to it a lot to try and make it 'level up'. When your pet seems to suffer from all the eating, you scream at it to level up already.

When you're starting to get tired, you drain a bottle of sweet-and-sour-sauce (or vegetable juice? Or blood? Or some other red liquid?) and expect to be back in full health. (Red 'potion'…heh…)

At the store, when you're not sure of the price of something, you ask the cashier, "How many mesos are these? I only have (however much money you have on your richest Maple character)."

At pharmacies (y'know…drugs 'potions'…?), you ask for return scrolls to that pharmacy.

You're at a (public) place and you're doing whatever you're doing there alone and you want to be alone. A person walks in and you try to change channels. Or if you don't want to, you look at them angrily and say, "Cc please, I need privacy."

In order to show any emotion, you press buttons that you made yourself. Different button for different emotions. If you don't press them, your face will remain neutral.

Everywhere you go, you expect some sort of fitting theme song for it playing in the background.

You don't eat mushrooms anymore. Instead, you stab them with your knife or whatever you have. When they look totally torn up, you wonder why they don't disappear.

You've carved squares in your wall for your 'inventory', labeling them 'equip, set-up, use, etc, and cash'.

Before a fight, you take a random apple and paint it blue and purple to make your own Onyx Apple. You eat it, thinking it'll give you plus a hundred attack 'points', which will make you inhumanly strong for your size. (They give plus 100 attack points in Maple, worth 2 mil, get from Gachapon if ya didn't know.)

When you're bored, you make an 'Onyx Apple' and walk out into crowded areas in public and shout out "SELLING ONYX APPLE TWO MIL!!"

At the hair salon, you expect to get your hair INSTANTLY right after you select what hairstyle you want from pictures. Same with hair color.

You create your own skill book and your own weapon to be used with the skills. You've tried to use your skill with your weapons but have seen it doesn't work…so you called it a glitch.

When you see a crowd of people, you suppose it's a PQ waiting area and ask a random person what the PQ will be like.

On a ship (of any size, going anywhere) you ask a crew member where the cabin is so you can hide from big level 100 monsters that could kill you called Crimson Balrogs.

When you come across a beggar that begs you for money on the street or wherever, you call them a noob.

You say 'LOL' and 'bb' and 'brb' and other chatspeak acronyms a lot…IN REAL LIFE.

When a friend tells you to meet him or her somewhere now or in the future, you ask them what channel you'll see them at.

When beginning to speak with a person you just met and getting to know them, you ask them what level they are with no reference to what level they are in what…what game? To you, it's no game! Life is a game!