QUINN THE AHMAZIN UNICORN AND HER ADVENCHAAAAS

by sisipoodle

THIS IS BOUT AN AH-MAZIN UNIRCORN AS IT SAYS IN THE TITLE . U MUST READ IT! ITS AH-MAZIN! ITS FUNNY, SAD, EMOTIONAL, AND... HORROR ! ?

THE ADVENTURES OF QUINN THE UNICORN

*Attention all readers: this story is extremely violent, but is only for children three and under. Thank you for your cooperation.

Once upon a time, Quinn the unicorn was hanging out with her friends. Then, a car came by.

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And she wanted to buy it. She bought it for two unicorn candies. YAY! She bought the car. It was slow and old. She didn't like the car. But who cares? (I do)

But anyways, she bought the car, and was driving to uni-prom. Then, she was uni-texting her friend Rachel, saying 'IM ON MY WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY", and then, she went to uni-prom, and married herself. Then, on her way home, her new husband died. Wait, that's herself. Solve the mystery. Who died?