Bleach: O-X-Y-M-O-R-O-N
"So what did you call this place again?" Renji concentrated on the high ceiling bored out of his mind.
Ichigo rolled his eyes annoyingly, sighing. How many times must he remind him. "…a library…" He uttered quietly with his light brown eyes growing wide, letting Renji know to show a little gratitude and shut up.
"Riiight…" Renji placed his head on the shelf remembering why they had to come there. Reports. Yes, this was why he was glad that he didn't have to go to school.
"I'm sure the Soul Society has a place similar… Don't you have a building where you check out books or something?"
"Not really." The red head answered.
"Well make yourself useful and shut your mouth when you here. This is a place where people come to have peace and some privacy." The orange - haired boy grabbed a book off of the shelf, scanning it quietly.
"hey… I'll be quiet when I wanna." Renji whispered harshly. " Don't tell me what to do."
"Shhh! Seriously Renji… shut up and go find a book…" Confining his last bit of nerves into a tight bundle, the red head grabbed a meaningless, boring book and began to read. "I see why we don't have libraries back home… this place is just stupid." He mumbled, putting the book back and finding another one with more excitement. "Err… Fighting For Dummies?" He read, baffled.
"Heh, maybe you should you read that, you could learn something." Ichigo mocked him, gazing at the book.
"Shut up… willya… I know how to fight." He shoved the book back in its place, searching for another one but his eyes were quickly disturbed. "How to Give Great Sex… What kind of book is this?"
"That's a sign when you find something like that." Ichigo teased again.
The red head grunted, blushing. "No way…" His eyes wondered away before the caught something a lot more intriguing. "A Book on How to Read? Is that actually possible. How can someone read this if they can't read in the first place?"
"An oxymoron…" The orange - haired boy replied.
"What did ya call me!?" Renji scowled in question.
"No… no… oxymoron, moron…" Ichigo frowned back, "Err… two words that are the exact opposite but come together as one word…She was Pretty ugly." Ichigo sunk back into his book. "Makes sense?"
"Oh…exact opposite huh?" Renji thought for a long moment when suddenly a light bulb went off. "Like Captain Gin Ichimaru wearing eyeglasses?"
"Uh, sure…" Ichigo sighed. "…truly a idiot."