Sym-Bionic Titan The Chronicles of Ginger
Jen was late again. See I always tell to just ask the teacher for the bathroom key and leave, not to actually talk to the teacher. See every other day me and my friend Jen ask to go to the bathroom and then we hang out in the bathroom for a bit and come back saying we don't feel good then sometimes they send us to the nurse for a bit again. The trick is to get out of a different class every other day, so the teacher doesn't suspect anything.
"Hi!" said Jen
"Where have you been?" I said
"sorry I was talking to the teacher about my feathers and hers"
"Why do you care so much about your feathers" I said annoyed
"You wouldn't know, you're a squirrel it's a bird thing"
"JEN why do you always accuse me of being a squirrel!"
"Ginger, you know I hate accusing people!" said Jen
"Whatever" I muttered
"So what next period should we get out of?"
"6th for sure"
"You can't always get out of that class"
"Jen you now I hate gym"
"Come on Ginger you need to get more physical" Jen said while jogging in place
"I'm physical I just don't like getting physical with big hairy guys plus you know I'm more of a artist"
Jen giggled at my joke, even though I say it all the time. Jen got serious.
"How come we can't get out of 4th I hate Spanish class" Jen complained
"Because that's my art" I said
"Oh come on I never get out of Spanish" Jen complained again
"Fine, but Monday I'm getting out of gym" I said annoyed
"Deal" Jen put her wing out to shake
"ewes"
Jen put her wings on her hips.
"I'm just kidding" I said
Then we hugged.
"Oh we have to go" Jen said
"uggg" I complained
We walked to separate classes. My teacher was waiting at the door with his arms crossed. I knew I was in trouble. My teacher is an owl. His name is Frank or I'm suppose to call him
"You were in the bathroom for a very long time" Frank said annoyed waiting for an exclamation.
"Well it takes a while when I have a chilly dog for breakfast" You could tell I was lying but I like making people laugh. The whole class giggled.
"Your going to lose your privileges if you keep on doing this"
See Frank is the type of teacher who always threats you but never does any of his threats.
"So-what-do you just want me to do it-on the ground?" I said questioningly
RING RING RING
The bell rang. I left before I got in anymore trouble.
The rest of the day went normal I guess. The only "abnormal" thing was that in chorus someone went way to high on the scale and everyone stopped and stared. I thought it was pretty funny. But when I laughed the teacher lectured me even though a couple other people laughed to and they didn't get in trouble! GOSH THAT CAT NEEDS TO LIVE LIFE! She just doesn't like me since I'm a squirrel and shes a cat. I don't think there should be "certain" animals in our school. Because one time in lunch I'm not kidding but a cat "accidentally" dropped salt on me then squirted ketchup! I was pretty sure she was going to eat me until a dog at the end of our table scared them off.
On the bus home some weird kid sat next to me while I was waiting for Jen and asked if I had any cranberry juice? I butted hi off the seat then Jen came on the bus. "I STILL WANT MY CRANBERRY JUICE, GINGER VALENTINE!"
"How do you know me!"
"oh I look up everyone in the school for my school bio"
"noob" I said
The whole ride went like this. I FINALLY got home!