Hey guys! Well this is the start of my new and fist PJO fanfiction, I know Percy's slightly OOC but give me a break.
Crap…
Why me? Stuck eating grass forever, so you may be wondering what I'm talking about… I mean who eats grass? Well it started like this
I was taking a wonderful nap at my girlfriends cabin. Her name was… I don't know in the Aphrodite cabin okay? I love being over there; girls in little dresses, the only thing is that they worship Justin Bieber. All over the damn walls! That kid is to lucky! I don't hate his retarded gay voice, I mean who doesn't like baby? " u know u lov meh u know ya care jus sho…" ahem disregard that last line okay. He just doesn't deserve all these chicks! Did you hear the news? Son of Aphrodite, yes, do you know what that means? No he's not gay(they claim)he attracts every girl on earth! As for the haters, just sons and daughters of Aphrodite's enemies and Ares children.
Anyway I woke up abruptly to the sound of… that girl's voice. "Chiron's coming!" Uh oh, not good. I jumped out the window and landed in on a rock, ouch. My head throbbed not even 10:00 and I'm in pain. In camp they teach you to be stealthy, all that knowledge leaked from my head. "CRAP!" I touched my bruised head. Chiron heard and came this way, I shadow traveled to my cabin. It drained me so much to shadow travel at 4:30 in the am, I knocked out on the spot.
I was having the strangest dream. Okay you see, there was this really big marshmallow, like a really big one. I was trying to eat this big fellow right, but this giant duck was trying to seal it! I mean come on get your own! I was trying to chew and shoo away the bird (that rhymed!). I was almost successful until I feel a chill go up my spine, I was rudely dropped in reality. I looked around the duck, was actually Percy and I was drenched in ice cold water from my fridge. I checked the clock, 5:02, I was so mad. "Not cool man, not cool." I gave Percy the best death glare I possibly could, It was kind of useless because my long Nico fabulous hair was in the way of my eyes. "Well we have a press conference in the big house, and it wouldn't be a party without majesty himself ." he smirked
"You got that right," I grinned but it soon faded "HEY!"
By the time we got there the conference had begun. At first it started out on a boring note; Percy this and Annabeth that, PERCY BE DARNED. Do they not remember what I did in the war? Gosh, so misunderstood. The conference ended rather quickly and I was out of... CRASH!