Prologue
The Freaky Falling Thingy
"These pictures are going straight to Mysterious Mysteries, and you can't do anything to stop me!" Dib burst out laughing as he stupidly waved the pictures in Zim's face. Zim, not realizing that he could just reach out and grab them just stood there in his front yard glaring at the big-headed boy.
"Fffiilllthy hyyooman, Zim cares not about pictures! No one ever even believes you. I have nothing to worry about." Zim lost his glare and put on his famous 'I'm better than you will ever be so grovel in my superior presence' smirk, narrowing his "human" eyes and tilting his green head to the side. "Go ahead and send in your primitive 'evidence', see what will happen."
As all of this happened, neither of the two rivals noticed the giant chunk of beat up metal streaking through the sky, locked on a path straight for them. GIR, the little robot that's famous for its stupidity and cute appearance and remarks, walked up between the two. Slurping a chocolate bubblegum Suck-Monkey, the dysfunctional SIR unit gazed up at the sky, following the blazing object with his eyes. When he finished his weird drink, GIR threw it off to the side, and pointed at the falling metal.
"LOOKIE, THE PIRATE COW MOTHER SHIP HAS FINALLY COME FOR ME!!" Zim and Dib obediently looked up and noticed what he was looking at. Two sets of eyes widened as another set closed joyously for a round of crazy, high-pitched laughter. The future paranormal investigator looked the supposed "alien scum" in the eyes fearfully. They jumped out of the way just on time for the object to crash right where they were a split second before.
Okay, that was the prologue. It may be good, it might not be. If you don't like it, don't read it. Review if you want, I don't really care. This story, like all my others, probably won't last, so no getting hopes up. Oh, and if is does continue, the chapters will be short and updated rarely considering my grades equals getting computer taken away. Umm...yeah.
SAYONARA!!!