Hey peoples...yeah so um. For the delayed work of Odd, how i got here. I decided to put up what was my main story I worked on when I began writing. Hope you guys (and gals) like the intro. I'll place up the first chapter after this then i'm going to sleep.

Psycho: Aww...memories of when we came to be and my killing intent. Such good times.

Vlad: Yes, they were interesting memories. Quite a few interesting ideas that came up with this cacophony of fuckery that really started it all. Well, let's not keep them waiting men.

Indeed my friend, read on readers of fanfiction!

The intro!

"Oh what a wonderful day for zombie genocide. Hey you guys up for some zombie genocide?" A teens voice asked enthusiastically.

"Let's fuck up these zombies day!" Another teens voice answered with glee.

"The hardest thing about the zombie apocalypse is pretending you're not excited to kill shit hehehe." Another teens voice chimed in.

"Aye now how about we add some music to the mix shall we?" The first teen asked.

"Hey William why not some classical?" The second teen asked.

"AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne?" William answered.

"Volbeat, warriors call." The second teen said.

"Alrighty Volbeat it is! Good choice Ryan." William said with a grin and a short demented laugh.

"No dub-step?" The third teen asked.

"Later Jordan." Ryan said with a grin.

"Hey thought I'd asked." Jordan said in a cheerful tone.

"Okay prep the Death Roller!" William Proclaimed with a demented laugh then jumped on the back of the custom made truck.

Sorry forgot the intro, I'm William the guy with a paintball mask with the studs that jumped onto the back of that truck with the heavy duty tach vest, with a punisher coat underneath with a leather side pouch poking out (a fanny pack for those of you wondering. Hey you snickering! Yeah you and other people reading whilst in the vicinity of the person reading! Don't deny there usefulness!) , the tall thin guy in the driver seat is Ryan, wearing a green jacket with a sniper patch under a bulging vest where the handle of a PSDR .45 stuck out. The guy in the passenger seat that's a little more heavy set then me and Ryan, is Jordan we're three friends that banded together for the zombie apocalypse, we're just a bunch of gamers that's been slightly prepping for this kind of shit to happen five years ago, so here we are doing another thing of zombie genocide. Hey, it's one of our favorite pass times! Anyways, since power is a little bitchy to keep running for us to do are second pass time gaming, thankfully we've been lucky keeping the power running for long periods of time for that. Now you saw that coming didn't you? Well plus are third pass time is testing are new weapons that we find, if we like them we keep them. I bet you're asking what weapons we use and what's our combat styles we do didn't you, well I'll tell you my tools of destruction first.

I'm the heavy weapons all rounder, not to say the least i'm not a jack of all trade but i'm scarier than that as you might think, playing part heavy more then others in my role, plus i'm a bit of a berserker, weren't expecting that one either weren't you? My weapons of mass carnage are a M249 bravo, if you don't know what it is, it is a light machine gun and a heavily modded one at that, it has a tac laser, muzzle break and tac light, with a modified 2x-4x scope Ryan concocted. The chassis is made of titanium with a counter weight system for recoil reduction, It has a box magazine attached to one side, which has a magnetic plate for holding more rounds. I also have a mini gun also heavily modded. It's made of titanium as well, with counter weight system like before, Prieto battery, and it uses a system of lasers on each barrel to give a spread radius with a homemade muzzle break. I named it Big Bertha, then I have a Saiga 12 again heavily modded like the rest, I named this one Boomstick for shits and giggles. And you're wondering what I named the M249 aren'tcha?, I named it Mowe Down(pronounced Mow-Down) with good reason. Ask Ryan and Jordan they'd say it suits it and I have a sniper rifle named Headshot again shits and giggles naming and third to last weapon Is a machete named Jungler why I called it that is because it looks like one of those jungle exploring machetes. Plus i also have two kukri swords strapped to my back as backup. Oh, forgot two, I also have two M1911's i named the twins, there called powder and blast, they have tac lasers and tac lights on both with holo sights. It's easier for me then the iron sights

Now for Ryan he's are sniping engi- Hey! This is me. I get to describe me. Mesa is me. Heh, C is for cookie and cookie is for me, aw, now I'm sad, I will never have another one of my stepmom's cookies...Anyways. I'm the sniping engineer of the group. I have two pistols. A PSDR .45, and a FNH-45, with a larger clip, laser, flashlight, suppressor, muzzle support, and flash hider(another six inches added to the barrel!), I have two P90s. Both with muzzle breaks and laser sights. I have a flaming katana. That took a long time to build, and haven't had much success with it. Like everyone else, I have a bunch of knives and ammo. Ah yes. And a QWU-88. First weapon I will describe, is the Tac-50. Nothing much has changed about it. Except for the fact that it has a larger clip, counterweight, and a night scope on top of the day scope. The QWU-88 is a chinese DMR that we found. And I decided to have a little fun with it. Re-chambered to fire .300 Winchester magnum rounds, has a longer barrel, suppressor and flash hider, at the cost of a smaller clip.

...Anyways! before i was interrupted, Now for Jordan he's are scouting assault. You wouldn't believe it until you see it. I know, I was surprised as all hell too. Ryan's still surprised but he's good at what he does, he carries a modded AA-12 which he alternates with the drum and clip, he's done some fine work with it and he also has a M4 carbine heavy mod and oddly enough he also has a M37 grenade launcher heavy mod too, and his melee weapon is a double headed ax he named Splitter.

Now that introductions are done let's get back to the group shall we...oh damn, gore fest, hehehe well I can't say i'm not being entertained, how about you...no? Then tough shit keep reading it gets interesting.