Disclaimer: I do not own Halo, or anything, really.
A.N: Welcome to Halo Shorts! No, not the shorts Master Chief wears in Bermuda, A series of one shots concerning the many characters in Halo! This first one is a Halo Wars based short concerning the takeoff of Cargo Ship 3. Yes, that's right, that stupid pilot that takes off even when you completely protect the Bastard.
But I digress...
You may find that the formatting is a little different than Albus Potter's. I don't care.
Here we go!
*THE ERROR OF CARGO SHIP 3*
*Starring:Cyrus the Spartan*
"This is Cargo Ship 3! Screw the evac!" shouted the pilot.
"Cargo 3, this is forge! Do not take off!"
"I hate my life!" cried the pilot, slitting his wrists with a pencil.
A banshee flew by and did a double take.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed the Pilot.
The banshee flew by again, a yellow clad spartan pounding repeatedly on the front.
"Screw this." Muttered Cyrus, and he climbed into the cockpit of the banshee. "Much better."
"I want to die!" Cried the pilot. He did that alot.
"Shut up, you cry baby!" Shouted Cyrus, blasting apart grunts like confetti.
"Merry Christmas!" Shouted a grunt, lobbing a plasma grenade, which bounced of Cyrus, rebounded off the wing of the Cargo ship and landed on another grunt, who screamed and ran off to find someone important to explode on.
"I'm going to jettison myself in space!" Cried the pilot.(Told you!)
"Alright that's enough!" Shouted Cyrus, who turned around and dropped a massive plasma bomb directly onto the wing of the spacecraft.
"Someone help me kill myself, Plea-" Cried the pilot, until the ship exploded. But against the captains will, the cockpit stayed perfectly intact, protecting him but leaving everyone else on the ship who didn't want to die right in the middle of the explosion.
"Whoops." Said Cyrus, Understandably nonplussed at the situation. I mean, who would be happy that you killed all the grunts?