Gai v.s. Kakashi

The final showdown

It was a normal day in Konoha. Well, as normal as it gets. Gai was trying to think of competions to beat Kakashi in. "That's it!" He yelled and went to find Kakashi.

"Kakashi!" Gai yelled after locating him.

"Gai what the heck??!!!" Kakashi yelled. Angry that Gai snuck up on him, made his ears ring, and caused him to jump 3 feet into the air. Partly in suprise. The other part because Gai scares him. In too many ways to list.

"I have something to tell you my friend slash rival slash fellow jonin of youth!" Gai said.

"Really Gai? That's great!" Kakashi said sarcasticy. Gai didn't catch the sarcasm.

"I'm so happy you are filled with such joy! Joy equals youth!" Gai said.

"Sarcasm is a foriegn language to you isn't it?" Kakashi asked him.

"Oh Kakashi! So silly!" Gai said while slapping Kakashi on the back so hard he couldn't breath. "We are going to..." Gai began.

Please don't say 'have a competition'! Please don't say 'have a competition'! Kakashi prayed. But as usual, his prayers were not answered.

"Have a competition!" Gai said with such gusto it was scary.

"God help me." Kakashi said.

"Are you ready to hear what it is?" Gai asked. Kakashi sighed.

"Sure. Why not." He said while thinking of much better things he could be doing with his life right now.

"We're going to have 3 chalenges. First to best 2 out of 3 wins. Am I a genious or what?!?!" Guy yelled.

"Oh yes Gai. You're amazing." Kakashi said. Obliviously being sarcastic again.

"Great! Not walking away is very youthfull of you! Soon you'll be almost as youthfull as me!"

"Gai I'm younger than you. By 3 years." Kakashi said. Killing Gai a little on the inside.

"Anyway! Meet me at the bridge tomarrow at 12:00! Bring your students too!"

"Dare I ask why?"

"Yes you dare to ask why! They shall judge us!"

"God I feel I'm gonna regret this one." Kakashi thought hile watching Gai dance happily away while screaming "Youth is Youthfull!"

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Chalenge one

"Why do we have to be here?" Sakura asked.

"I don't know. Gai said I had to." Kakashi said. "I think heeeeeeeeeee-Oh wow." Kakashi began but stopped when he saw Gai and his students. ALL of them were wearing spandex. Tenten's was pink. Neji's beige and Lee wore the one he always did.

"Don't you say a word." Neji said looking around.

"Hey kids look! The circus is in town!" Kakashi said looking at the oposeing team.

"Really!?!? I love the circus!" Naruto said.

"He was being sarcastic you moron." Sasuke said.

"Shut up you pretty-boy-idiot!" Naruto yelled at him.

"What'g you call me!?!?" Sasuke yelled.

"You heard me." He said to Sasuke.

"Quit it both of you!" Sakura yelled shutting them up.

"OKAY!" Gai yelled. Everyone stared at him. "Our first chalenge is... names!"

"What?" Kakashi asked.

"The letters. What each letter in our names mean! But we do each others. Ready think!" Gai said and started thinking. Kakashi just looked up at the sky as if nothing was happening and yawned.

"I should've slept more last night." He said and fell asleep along with everyone except Gai. This'll prabobly take awhile. He thought.

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"I've got it!" Gai yelled and woke everyone up. "Okay! K kaniving. a amazing. k kitty. a awsome. S switzerland. H Happy. I ilegal! How's that?"

"Gai that made no sense what so ever." Kakashi said to him.

"Your turn!" Gai said.

"G gay. A ass. I idiot." Kakashi said. "How's that?" He said in a mocking voice.

"You're a genious! But mine makes more sense!"

"Kakashi-sensei wins." All the genins said in unison.

"Yay." Kakashi said un-inthusiasticly.

"You may have won this round but I'll win tomarrow!" Gai said happily. "I shall win!"

"...What. Ever." Kakashi said and left. Along with all the other genin, leaving Gai alone.

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Preview: Kakashi: "Oh. No. I will NOT do that!"

--------C.A: "Yes. Thats all for ch 1."

----Kakashi: (Reads script) "WHAT!!??? You're crazy!"

--------C.A: "You don't really mean that do you?...sniffle..."

----Kakashi: "Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean it in that way."

--------C.A: "I would really lke at least 2 reviews before up-dating!! Thanks!"