IMPORTANT: references in the bolded sections before and after chapters are outdated, but I'm too lazy to change them. The writing is pretty horrible to begin so feel free to skip the first 3-5 chapters.

Wanted something to do besides White Rose Garden, so I wrote up this little something for the more perverted of readers. Be sure to leave a review, and PM me if you have any suggestions for Chapter 2!

It was Saturday. A boring Saturday. Everyone was bored. Team RWBY was bored. Especially bored. Bored out of their minds. That is, until a certain blonde suggested,"How bout we play some good old truth or dare?"

Her idea was greeted by an instant "Yeah!" from her sister and blank states from the other two. "It'll be fun!" she reasoned.

"I guess it wouldn't hurt." the cat-eared Faunus replied.

"Fine" said the Snow Angel. "But only because I have nothing better to do."

"Great, let's start! Weiss, truth or dare?"

Weiss, not the one to do something stupid, calmly replied,"Truth."

"Who do you like? And if they're in this room, give them a true lover's kiss."

Weiss flushed, not sure wether or not to tell the truth, but after all the name of the game isn't "lie or dare." She quickly stood up, grabbed Ruby by the collar and pinned her to a wall. Their lips touched instantly. Ruby, unsure of what to do, simply followed along until she couldn't kiss any longer, due to air. When their lips parted, a slow clap was heard from Yang. "I'll get you back for that."

It was Blake's turn. "Ruby, truth or dare?"

"Tru- no. D- Dar- no..."

"She picks dare!" Yang interrupted. Ruby just stayed silent, waiting for Blake to hit her with a dare.

"I dare you to take a cookie out of the jar, take the smallest bite ever, and then don't touch it until the game is over."

"But, but, that's... Oh fine." She walked slowly to the cookie jar. "Do I have to?"

"Yes," came the reply from three people.

Ruby took out a cookie, bit off a tiny piece, and set it off to the side. "I'm sorry, cookie. I had to." Her depressed look made Yang burst out laughing.

"Truth or dare, Yang?" Weiss said.

"Dare." came the confident response.

"I dare you to send a nude to every member of JNPR."

Yang got up without hesitation, removed all of her clothes, snapped a picture with her scroll, and sent it to team JNPR. "You can put your clothes back on now," said Weiss.

"Nah," Yang replied, before sitting back down, naked.

"Blake, truth or dare?" Ruby said.

"Dare."

"I dare you to not move at all for 5 minutes."

Easy enough, Blake thought to herself. Ruby proceeded to stand up and walk to the fridge and grab a can of tuna. She opened the can and placed it right in front of Blake. "Payback," Ruby said calmly.

Blake did the best she could to not move. "How long has it been?"

"45 seconds."

Five long, long minutes later, Blake finally snapped and ate the entire can of tuna in one bite. "I'll get you back in the next chapter!"

"Chapter? What're you talking about?" asked Ruby as she stuffed the rest of that cookie in her mouth.

"Just wait and see..."

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