This has come out of my mind and I've wanted to do a crossover between Ice Age 4 and Rise of the Guardians. So...I hope ya enjoy!
Ice and Guardians Premiere
by: Terrell James
Chapter 1: Ice Age: Continental Drift
Los Angeles, CA: 07/13/2012
The cast of the new 'Ice Age' movie arrived at the red carpet premiere for their new sequel and while they were there, they were given interviews and posed for the pictures as they were embracing the fact that they have reached their decade-long milestone. Sid definitely felt like it was like going back 10 years ago when the first movie hit the scene and he said, "Have you guys felt like it's been 10 years?"
Manny and Diego were thinking about that for a second and soon, Diego responded, "It's funny. Doesn't seem like a long time to me."
"Yeah, we used to think that they'd just do one and then that'll be it. We didn't expect to go to the fourth one a decade later." Manny replied.
Ellie then went towards all three of them and she said, "But look at how far you've come, though. Even though I was around for the second, it still feels like yesterday."
Diego chuckled at that and couldn't help but agree with what Ellie just pointed out and he replied, "We have come a long way, haven't we?"
"Well, that's just the beginning." Sid added.
Soon enough, Peaches, Shira, Louis, Steffie, Ethan, Gutt and his crew as well as the rest of the cast arrived at the red carpet and just completely took it all in, embracing their newfound fame. Gutt chuckled softly and he said, "So this is what it feels like to be in those Hollywood red carpets."
"Wonder what would happen if you took a piss on it?" Squint asked, in curiosity.
Shira then got in front of Squint's face and she said, "I would prefer you didn't."
Steffie scoffs at Squint's curiosity and she said, "Don't you need to keep your nasty thoughts to yourself? I mean, this is sick!"
Flynn comes up and tries every pose he can to get his pictures taken and it definitely got on Squint's case and he asked, "What are you doing?"
"Getting the paparazzi to take a picture of me!" Flynn replied, while getting his pose on.
"Hollywood ain't big enough for you." Squint commented, while rolling his eyes.
Peaches and Louis walked towards the carpet and as they were walking, they were being photographed by plenty paparazzi and posed for them and eventually caught up with Manny and the others and she said, "Hey, dad."
"Peaches! Louis! Glad you guys could make it!" Ellie cheered.
Crash and Eddie then jumped out of nowhere and Crash added, "Welcome to the Hollywood lifestyle, Weiner."
Louis lets out a deep sigh and he said, "I've already heard that nickname several times on the set, but it's getting a little old now."
"Dude, it sticks. Once that's a new term, it's world-famous." Eddie pointed out.
Sid clears his throat and he asked, "So...where are the others?"
"They'll be here pretty soon. Shira and Squint are arguing again." Peaches said, with a groan.
Manny rolled his eyes in annoyance after this and he asked, "What is it this time?"
"I think it's best you don't know." Peaches said, quietly.
Manny was a little confused about what Peaches meant, but if it's something unusual or...unsanitary...he quickly got the message as soon as possible and he said, "How about we head inside? Don't wanna miss a good seat."
"You always get the good seat for 10 years. It's time I should get a good seat." Sid argued.
Diego clicked his tongue and told Sid, "I thought you were used to having to sit next to one of Brangelina's kids by now."
Not long after, Shira caught up with Diego as she went behind him and said, "Hey, handsome."
Diego turns around and sees Shira standing there and he said, "Hey, how's it going?"
"I'm starting to gt used to this Hollywood lifestyle thing." Shira said, with a smile.
"Diego! Shira! Over here!"
A couple of photographers wanted to take a picture of the saber couple and they greatly obliged to do so as they gazed to each other's eyes as they were in front of flashing bulbs. After that, they caught up with the other members of the cast as they went in the theater.
Meanwhile...the cast of 'Rise of the Guardians' arrived at the red carpet premiere of 'Ice Age: Continental Drift' and they were definitely feeling the Hollywood treatment really well as they got photographed, gave interviews about the movie and even greeted fans and most of them have a crush on Jack Frost.
All the screaming fangirls were calling out to Jack as he walk across the carpet.
"OMG! Jack Frost is so hot!"
"Who does his hair?"
"I could stare at his icy-blue eyes forever!"
"I can't wait for 'Rise of the Guardians' this November!"
"Jack Frost is so freaking sexy!"
"Jack is sexy and we all know it!"
Bunnymund seemed a little annoyed by how many girls are gabbing about Jack Frost and he rolled his eyes and said, "Every single time."
But he's totally unaware that many fangirls are screaming and calling out to him as well.
"Is that the Easter Bunny from 'Rise of the Guardians'?"
"He said that he looks so good when he kicks butt."
"Can I have him for my birthday?"
"No, can I have him for Easter?"
"That Australian accent is so...sexy."
"I want Bunnymund so bad!"
Soon enough, the other Guardians got photographed as they walked across the carpet and they caught up with Jack and Bunny as they were all together, getting into this feeling.
"Looks like Hollywood is the best thing." North said.
At the theater
The cast of 'Guardians' were sitting on the balcony with their 3D glasses on as they were definitely looking forward to see the trailer for their movie as well as seeing the new 'Ice Age' movie and Bunnymund turned to Jack with his 3D glasses on and asked, "How do you think the new Ice Age movie will look like in 3D?"
"The same way our movie's gonna be in 3D soon." Jack replied.
Meanwhile, the 'Ice Age' cast got their 3D glasses ready as they were ecstatic on watching the movie and before the previews even began, someone's cell phone rang and as they turned around, they saw it was Sid's phone and Diego said, "Shut off the phone."
"Give me a second to text." Sid replied.
Diego groans at this and snatched the phone from Sid and he throws it down to the ground and shoves it up his mouth and he said, "Now...shut it off before I completely get P.O'ed."
Few minutes went by and the cast of the 'Guardians' saw the trailer for 'Rise of the Guardians' and they were blown away by the action scenes and brilliant masterpiece and North chuckled at this and said, "I have a feeling that this will be a holiday classic."
"It's us, guys. We are definitely gonna have the same red carpet treatment in November." Jack added.
"Only if they don't see you in the tabloids." Pitch added.
"Man, I have good hair."
Bunnymund looks up at Jack for a second and he said, "Well...I bet I look good than you do."
"Boys...you both look good." Tooth said.
The 'Ice Age' cast were completely speechless by how 'Rise of the Guardians' looked and even Diego was completely amazed by how it looks from there and he said, "Man...I bet this one will be an Oscar winner."
"Unless it goes with ours. I mean, this is like a lot different from any superhero/holiday movie I've seen." Crash added.
"Flying eggs? I'm sold!" Eddie exclaimed.
Louis looked completely blown away by how the action looks like and the amazing sights that's on this movie and he said to Peaches, "You think you could be my movie date for this movie?"
Peaches giggled in response to that and replied, "Sure."
Ethan and Steffie were completely crazy over this action scene and Ethan responded, "Okay...that Jack Frost dude is dope, man! Like the coolest dude right here, man!"
"Frost-o-licious!" Steffie added.
Soon after, the movie begins and the cast of 'Guardians' were watching Scrat trying to get his acorn that resulted in the earth cracked to different continents, much to North's surprise and he said, "Wow...looks like this one's on the Naughty list."
"Why put a buck-toothed squirrel on the naughty list? I mean, at least he was responsible for the entire continent split." Bunnymund added.
"Eh...you make good point." North replied.
Crash and Eddie were eating popcorn while this scene unfolds and they were wide-eyed by how he actually did it and Crash said, "If only that guy would just give up the acorn."
"Then, it wouldn't be 'Ice Age' without Scrat, wouldn't it?" asked Diego.
Later on, the 'Ice Age' cast were looking at how Louis' big wide brown eyes was when he stared at Peaches and Diego responded, "Man, this kid's got a crush on her or what?"
"That's pretty sweet." Ellie added.
"Gross, actually." Crash stated.
After this, the 'Guardians' looked into the the pirate escape scene and Jack Frost was definitely amazed by how all those animals fought them and he said, "I give these guys a 10 for kicking their..."
"Jack..." North added, sternly.
"What? I was gonna say butt." Jack replied.
Bunnymund scoffed at this and muttered, "Sure you were."
Crash and Eddie were rooting for Manny and Diego for fighting off Gutt and his crew on the screen and Eddie said, "Man, I wished we would've saw it!"
"Yeah, we'd kick their butts in a minute!" Crash added.
Louis looks up at Crash and Eddie and groaned in frustration as to how they're enjoying this and he said, "You do know they would've killed you, right?"
"That's part of the fun!" Eddie said.
As the next scene between Diego and Shira at night comes in, Crash, Eddie and Louis were most definitely surprised at how these two were almost together and Crash said, "Is Diego...falling for the girl?"
Eddie gasped and had his jaw dropped down to that and he said, "Oooh...Diego!"
Diego looks down at Eddie with a simple growl and he said, "Don't go there..."
Shira rolled her eyes in response to this and she whispered, "Boys..."
"Tell me about it." Ellie replied.
A couple of scenes later, they switch to Manny and Sid teasing Diego about falling in love with Shira, though he never admits it and the Guardians could tell that it's not the case and Tooth said, "What's wrong with falling for someone?"
"It's sort of a guy thing. Some guys don't wanna admit it because they're just guys." Jack explained.
Bunnymund looks at Jack in a state of annoyance, but sorta got the point and he said, "That comes in handy if you actually have a girlfriend."
Jack laughs sarcastically at Bunny for that comment and he said, "Very funny. Why haven't you found one?"
Bunnymund pulls out his boomerang and he said, "Don't get personal with me."
Crash and Eddie couldn't help but try to stifle their laughter as Manny and Sid were calling out on Diego as they assume that he's falling for Shira and the same went for Gutt and the crew as they were watching and Diego felt the slightest annoyed by that and he said, "Why do I have the feeling that I'll never live this down?"
"Let them talk all they want. We're not afraid to admit it." Shira said, looking at him.
Eddie got in the middle with the two tigers and said, "Get a room, you two!"
"Better yet, get a cave!" Squint exclaimed, howling with laughter.
Later, they went ahead to the final fight scene and the Guardians were completely rooting for Manny, Sid, Diego, Louis and the others as they fought Gutt and his crew to protect their home and their families and Bunnymund couldn't help but be ecstatic and mind-blown by this amazing fight. Bunnymund pumped his fists and he said, "Oh, I would've liked to have been there."
"Don't we all? I would've freezed them up with my staff." Jack exclaimed.
"How about the rest of us? It would've been awesome!" Tooth added.
Most of the casts were amazed by Peaches' amazing stunts and moves and that left Squint and Raz with their jaws dropped down and Raz only said, "The little sheila's got moves."
"I would've been the first one to ride with her." Squint remarked.
Manny looked up at Squint and he said, "Even if you would, I still could've kicked you in the tail."
Louis went towards Peaches and he told her, "You were really amazing, Peaches."
Peaches reacted with a simple blush and a giggle and said, "Thanks, Louis."
Ethan clears his throat at this and he said to them, "Actually, you both were amazing. I guess being half-possum isn't so bad after all."
"Thank you, Ethan...I think." Peaches said.
After this, the Guardians watched how the cast members danced to the ending song 'We Are Family' and most of them were amazed by their dance skills and Jack Frost was the most amazed out of all of them and he said, "Man, it's making me want to start an ice dance floor."
"Well...there's the afterparty. Let us head there." North added.
Bunnymund was looking forward to head over there and said, "Let's get a move on. Meet ya there!"
They saw that Bunny was already running off and the Guardians followed suit as well so they can get there before he does.
Meanwhile, Ethan, Steffie, Manny, Sid, Diego, Granny and the rest of the cast were completely surprised at Louis' dance moves and Ethan was like, "Oh...little dude got swag."
Louis chuckled in response to that and he said, "Trying to be cool, I guess."
"You're cool to me." Peaches replied.
Diego and Shira walked out of the theater together as the others were heading out and Granny looked up at Sid and said, "Is there a bathroom in this theater?"
"Granny...let's not pee in the theater, please." Sid added, but received a bonk on the head by her.
"I can pee where ever I want to, Sidney!"
At the afterparty
The cast of 'Guardians' were just enjoying every inch of the 'Ice Age' afterparty and Jack Frost was getting his picture taking by a bunch of preteen fangirls, who were so excited to actually see him and he signed autographs for them, much to their delight.
Meanwhile, Bunnymund was about to get some punch and to his surprise...there goes two possums gorging on some ice cream and Crash said, "Rocky road..."
"Cookies and cream...I love Hollywood." Eddie said, in shuddering awe.
They were piling on some serious ice cream and as they got ahold of it, they see Bunnymund right in front of them and Crash said, "Sup, dude?"
"Hello, mates." Bunnymund said.
Eddie looks at him and he said, "Are you from England?"
"No...I'm from Australia." Bunnymund replied.
Crash and Eddie looked at each other and they didn't really buy Bunny's answer and Crash said, "You're from England, I'm sure."
Eddie took one look and he was familiarized and shocked by his appearance and he asked, "Aren't you the Easter Bunny from 'Rise of the Guardians'?"
Bunnymund chuckled softly at this and responded, "Yep. I am."
Both possums were star-struck when they saw him in person and Crash said, "Dude, you rock! We've seen the trailer for 'Rise of the Guardians' today!"
"Yeah, I can't wait until it comes out!" Eddie said, in an excited tone.
"Well, thank you." Bunnymund answered.
"I'm Crash and this is my brother, Eddie."
Now it was Bunnymund's turn to get star-struck as he met the two possum brothers from 'Ice Age' and he said, "You're the two blokes from Ice Age, yeah?"
"That's us." Crash said.
"You guys were amazing! Bloody fantastic even!" Bunnymund exclaimed.
Later on, Louis was getting his picture taken with a few adoring fans, those of which relate to him well and soon enough, Diego walks over to the molehog and Louis asked, "How do you guys do this in 10 years?"
"I can only say that it all comes at you so fast, you don't even think that something like this would even happen. You know, kids always love a good laugh with it comes to either me, Manny or Sid...but mostly Scrat keeps the funny around. I ask myself that same question since that decade, but really...you just enjoy it. As long as everyone wants more, we'll always be around to make it more funnier and cooler than ever." Diego answered.
Louis smiled at this and he said, "I hope there's a fifth."
"You never know."
Just then, the cast of 'Guardians' finally meet the gang from 'Ice Age' and they seem to enjoy the movie very well and North said, "You all were amazing! Hilarious, even."
Manny chuckled at this and said, "Thanks. We try."
"We actualy saw you guys in the trailer of 'Rise of the Guardians' and it got me excited to actually see it." Peaches added.
Tooth went over to Peaches and she lets out a smile and said, "We're very glad. Hope you'll all see it by November 21st."
"Oh, we'll be there." Ellie replied.
Just then, the DJ went in and played 'Good Time' from Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen and Squint was ready to bust a move and he said, "My song! Definitely worth dancing to!"
Squint went ahead and danced his rabbit heart out and did some breakdancing moves, blowing everyone's mind away and soon enough, Louis got in and did some Michael Jackson moves and completely went all hip-hop and beyond with his moves and ended with him doing a rap pose.
"Oh...what! What! This is the molehog swag!" Louis added.
"Kid's got some moves." Diego added.
Not long, Crash and Eddie were dancing along to it as well and all of the 'Ice Age' cast followed suit and danced like it was no tomorrow and the cast of the 'Guardians' looked on and Tooth asked, "So...should we?"
Jack turned to Tooth and asked, "Why shouldn't we?"
He then wheeled out his blue frost power on all four Guardians and all of them were ready to tear up the dancefloor and North said, "Let us drop it like it's hot!"
The Guardians joined the 'Ice Age' cast as they danced like it was no tomorrow and they had a whole lot of fun at that premiere party...though there is no doubt that they'll meet again.
How was that? I hope it was awesome! Now...for the next chapter, we see the Ice Age cast seeing 'Rise of the Guardians'!