Hey, readers.

My friend Dheylicious (Ariana) Fuck Yesh and I (Katie) will be doing a commentary of the infamous terrible fanfic, My Immortal. Because everyone enjoys laughter XD.

My comments will be in bold. Ariana's will be in italic bold.

So, without further ado, we bring you My Immortal: Commentated. Good luck, you poor fools :'C

Chapter 1

AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) Yes, I get it. Yes, it's stupid. Agreed. 2 my gf (ew not in that way) Because we all automatically assume your a lesbian. Pointing it out though, makes me think you are. HAHA, I love you Katie(: raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. She never helps. FYI. If she did, then maybe my head would stop getting all these migranes... U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Darn-ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) Yes, I'm sure you were born with butt-length black hair. Yeah! Like, what if she was born bald? Would she be 'Baldy?' purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. Um, ew. What does this have to do with the story? And what would you do if he was your brother? -Shudders- I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. C'mon! Canines are cool! I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. That sounds so fashionable. And why are you wearing white foundation if you have white skin? I'm scared... I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining I'm sure it was. NOT. Isn't that called sleet? Sleet is just really cold rain. so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. Cross your fingers that she burns to a crisp on sunny day... A lot of preps stared at me. I'd stare at a creepy girl, too. I put up my middle finger at them. Solving all of today's problems...

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy! You needed to drag that out? DUN DUN DUUUN.

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." he said shyly. Malfoy is not shy. He is a hot, sexy god. Yeah... what Katie said...

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. Or you could say bye... WOWZA! That was quick. Then again, she did rudely leave...

AN: IS it good? NO. And it'll never be... PLZ tell me fangz!

SO, if you survived the first chapter, you can probably make it through the rest of the story. Maybe. I did, and that takes some serious skill. I reccomend hiding anything that can be easily grabbed to bust a computer screen with.

WE ARE WARNING YOU! IT GETS WORSE FROM HERE! I WOULD KNOW! Please stop for breaks or even STOP READING THIS if you are experiencing headaches, eye-aches, nausea, insanity (unless it's the kind you already have, if you do [Like Ariana ;)] ), bleeding eyes, loss of hope for humanity, or even the cells in your brain committing suicide.

Fastem your seatbelts for chapter 2, we'll be updating on my profile soon.