Hi, I was bored and this popped into my head, hope it makes you feel surrounded by sparkliness and prettyful shinies! (Long Story!)
Disclaimer: Fang threatened to make me eat Max's cooking for the rest of my life if I didn't do it so, I do NOT own Maximum Ride or Twilight? (Do you seriously think I would have to pay money for it if I owned it?!?!)
Prologue
It was a perfect sunny day,
we had just stopped in the forest to rest while on our way to, well, we don't actually know, but still, we were on our way there!
We had just walked into a clearing and saw a cute little deer, when I felt something coming.
We hid in the shadows of the trees,
so they couldn't see us, but we could see them.
Something,
two things,
two…
Two- two- TWO PEOPLE!
These things, people if you must, were the fastest humans I've ever seen, and they attacked the poor deer!
Of course, being the big mouth that I am,
I walked right from behind the trees and had my mind set on preaching them a thing or two about respect,
but when they turned around, their eyes were completely black. And there was a red liquid dripping from one of the guys dimples, while he was showing me a not-so-friendly grin.
And there I stood,
physically dead as a doorknob.
Right about now was when the screams to run from the flock kick in,
and I realize that my life sucks.
But get this,
I still stood there,
dead as a doorknob.
Well, I liked it! R&R If you likes da prologue! Or if you hates it, either way! And remember, everytime you read and review a child from notverymanyreviewsotopia get's one free review that they worked very hard on!