SOUP- the Zelda Version

Once upon a time there was an aeronaut named Shad. He loved the sky. There was also a fat sumo wrestler named Mayor Bo. Mayor Bo and Shad fell in LOVE!! Then, they got married. THEN, they cooked a bowl of soup. What they didn't know was that Dark Link had cursed the soup. So, Shad the astronaut died and became a ghost. From then on, he haunted the cursed soup. Shad, however, was so lonely without Mayor Bo that he ran away…

TO BE CONTINUED…MYSTERIOUSLY…

Author's note: I LIKE SOUP!!

Author's cowriter: The book or the food?

Author: Neither.
Author's cowriter: Then what do you mean by soup?

Author: What do YOU mean by soup?