Links New Weapon
Chapter 1
"Holy crap! This better be a freakin weapon, I got lost, like, 27 times on my way here!" Link shouted
Linked slowly open the chest and pulled out its contents.
"Hmmm, what is this?"
The item, or should I say items, were 2 stones, one blue, and one red, there was a parchment in the chest as well, Link read it aloud.
"In a time of desperation, hold red in left and blue in right. Only in times of great desperation, do not abuse the power of the sacred stones of Azar, Awesome!"
Link stored away the instructions, as well as the stones.
"Aww, CRAP! Now I have to get outta this horrible, fucked up, Maze of MASS DESTRUCTION!"
"Or I could just teleport you out of here you retard" said Link's shadow.
With that, Link continued his quest, collecting mirror shards, until the time came to face Zant.
"I shall PWN YOU!" screamed Zant.
"Here's how it goes, you attack, you then fail, upon realizing your epic fail, you will unleash your "wrath" upon me. Then you'll start attacking like the little pansy you are, and I'll just end up kicking the crap out of you" replied Link
"Fashion failure, say what!" cracked Zant
"Your so Fucked"
Link was starting to attack, but Zant let out a sissy scream and then the scenery changed. So*CUT*Let me just skip to the "wrath"
Zant unsheathed two large dagger and began charging a link swinging them like a girl. Link simply backslashed him. Zant started spinning at light speed twirling the daggers. He hit Link, causing extreme pain.
"Guess I should test my new weapon." Thought Link.