Disclaimer:
yay I get to say a new disclaimer than my usall! I do not own Dragon Ball Z.
I have no wish to either. I know
Neosakura would steal it from me anyway.
Important
Please Read : This is just a fic I thought up one day during Keyboarding class. This is actually were I am typing this. Any who,my normal crew from Gundam Wing will
be visiting now and then so keep an eye out.
Also some of my original carecters from my first sucsesful serise will
visit to. And be warned lots of
insanity follows because there is no were you can run from:
The
Curse of Authors with to Much Time on Their Hands
Chapter
1
In
Which the Elf_fox meets DBZ
And a
very missing script
The
Dragon Ball Z crew were all gathered together infront of the refrecment table.
Vegeta and Bulma were flirting while Trunks looked on disgusted, Goku was
cowering under the rath of his wife (seemed he was wareing clothes that had a
small bairly noticably stain on them), and Picalo was medatating. The rest were
talking about their director who was beyond late.
"Hello
every one." said a voice
All the
crew turned around to see a brown haired blue eyed girl grining like a fox who
had just stole a chicken.
Goku
asked the question that was on everyone's mind.
"Who
are you?"
"I
am the Elf_fox, nice to meet you all.
My friend Neosakura is sick so I will be your director today. Though I am not into DBZ as much as she is I
do know the story line... at least I hope I do."
"With
our luck she won't know anything. You
most likely don't even know how to direct!" said Vegeta
"Actually
I do. Though I have more experience
with the more serious cartoons. But my
specialty is Gundam Wing fics. Heh heh
heh their scared of me now. Expecialy
since the ending of the first chapter of Will I Remember How to Sing that was a
twist no one saw coming. Just wait till
they see the new script. Ha haa ha
ha."
All
cring in fear of the manical laghter.
And as soon as it started it stoped.
"Sigh. I sure taught them to not take me for
granted. Well any way I know what I am
doing Vegeta."
"What
is Gundam Wing?" asked Gohan
"You
don't know what Gundam Wing is?"
Gohan
shakes his head.
"What
is this world coming to when one anime does not know about the other?! Any way its about a bunch of young kids
piloting really bit robots called gundams trying to stop all wars between the
earth and the colnies and trying to stop the Whitefang from blowing up the
earth. That is actually one of the
reasons I am here. I am used to dealing
with egotistcal nimwits who want to blow up the earth. I also work good with people who have no
care about their physical well being.
Now I have a list here of things I am spossed to do and say." Elf_fox pulls out 10 foot list and starts to
read. "Hmmm lets see. Ah yes.
If Vegeta blows up something he is not supossed to I am to... hmm. Darn size 5 type." Elf_fox looks real hard at list then her
eyes widen in surprise. "Gee
Vegeta what did you do to tick her off so?"
Vegeta
shuffls unconfortably and Bulma glares at him.
"Tell
her Vegeta." Bulma says in a very dangerous tone and Elf_fox makes a
mental note to introduce Bulma to Dorathy and the 5 doctors.
"I
made a bad coment about her Test Project
story OK?"
"Oooh. Wrong thing to do Veggy."
Vegeta's
eyes pop out.
"What
did you call me?"
"Veggy. It says right here in the first paragraph
that I am to call you Veggy."
Bulma
walks over to read over Elf_fox's shoulder.
"Really?
Where?" Elf_fox points on list and Bulma starts to giggle and reads out
loud. "Please call Vegeta Veggy
for me please Elf_fox since I will not be able to and also if he missbehaves
here is a list of punishments: send him
to his room minus Bulma, not allow him to fight, make sure he sleeps on the
couch for however long you deam fit, give all the romance bits with Bulma to
someone else, and make him have alot of Kodak moments with Trunks. Also you could bring in Quatre to lecture
Vegeta on not fighting, I do not sugest Wufei because he might agree with
him."
As soon
as Bulma stoped talking every one busted up laughing at Vegeta.
Sometime
later.
Elf_fox
stood up from the ground were she had previously rolling around laughing and
turned to Vegeta.
"I'm
sorry but the look on your face was pricless... Veggy."
This
set every one off again and Vegeta's glare turned into a full fleged scowl.
"Sorry
Veggy, but scowls and glares don't work on me.
I have been given the Heero Yuy Death Glare inc. for over a year
now. Nothing less then that will work
now. Alright every one off the ground
we have delaid the job at hand long enough.
Alright who has the script?"
Complete
silence ensues as every one stairs at her.
"Your
supposed to have it." said Yamcha
"No
I am not. It says right here that one
of you has it. So which one is it?"
Every
one looks around at each other.
"No
one has it? Oh great well we will just
have to hunt for it."
For
half a day the entire studio was filled with people searching for the missing
script.
"Script
where are you? Come out come out where
ever you are." said Bulma
"Its
not like it can hear you woman!"
any guesses as to who said that
"This is weak looking for a piece of paper when I could be training
and could become more powerful than Goku!"
"You
will never beat Goku and we all know it Veggy."
"Do
not call me that!"
"Why
not Veggy?" giggled Bulma
"For
one thing I am the prince of all Sayins and ..." Vegggy opps sorry I mean
Vegeta never got to finish his sentence because the author had some ispiration
(All Gundam boy who are at the present reading over a certain author's shoulder
all shiver with fear... he he he got to love ispiration)
"I
know I will check the list maybe it says who has it!"
"You
only now thought of that woman!?!?" asked Vegeta
"My
name is Elf_fox and you are to much like Wufei for my likeing. If you call me
woman one more time I will have to bring out my gundanium ego bashing
malit!"
Out of
now were the annoying infomercal anuoncer pops up.
"Yes
folks it is the all purpose Ego Basher.
Made out of pure gundamium it will not break on even the most largest
and the most dence of egos..." he
got no further because Elf_fox decided to give a demonstration.
WHAP! The now acordian like anouncer waddles of
the stage under close abservation of Elf_fox.
She rests the malit (Which is a little under her own hight ) over her
shoulder.
"Any
other takers?" mass shaking of
heads. "Good."
"Were
did you get that from?" asked Gohan
"I
pulled out of hamer space. It is very
nice to have. I'll teach you how to do
it later if you like."
Gohan
nodder his head as Elf_fox put away her malit much to everyone's releif.
"Now
who has the script wo..." a quick glare from Elf_fox "Elf_fox."
said Vegeta
"Script? Oh ya.
I forgot, hold on a second."
mass epidmeic of face-faults and sweat drops "Here it is... Goku has it!"
All
eyes turn to Goku who is stuffing his face at the refresment table. Goku, who is now aware that every one is
looking at him, turns around.
"What's
up guys?"
"Goku,"
says Elf_fox as gentaly as she could "Where is the script?"
"Script...?" after a minuet of confussion his face
suddenly brightens with the light of memory "That is what I was going to
tell you this morning Chichi. I left
the script at home!" Every one
facefaults this time.
Elf_fox
stands up slowly and looks to the sky.
"What
did I ever do to YOU?!?!?!? These guys
are worse than the g-boys after not being able to self destruct!!!" Elf_ fox turn back to the DBZ crew
"This day is shot. Every one go
home. Be hear tomorrow morning at 8
o'clock and Chichi please bring the script."
Elf_fox
turns around and starts to leave.
"That
is absalutly the last time I forget to bring the asprin. What did I ever do to desirve this. Neosakura said this was going to be
easy. When she gets better she can
direct my G-boys, self destructing
meglomaniacs should make her feel alot better."
DBZ
crew watches her leave.
"I
guess we can go home." said Goku
"Only
because you forgot the script! I swear
why did I marry you?" Chichi grabs Goku by the ear "Were're going
home NOW!" they leave with Gohan following behind.
"What
a waste of a day." mutters Vegeta.
He
picks up Bulma and flys away with Trunks following. And every one else just
starts to drift off to their homes.
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See yah
next chapter!
Well
what did you think? I like the storys
with the author as a charector so I decided to write another one. My first one is not on Fanfiction.net yet
and it has to do with Gundam Wing. To
those of you have read Will I Remember How to Sing chapter 4 will not come out
intill I get some reviews from chapter 3.
The
very insane,
Elf_fox
