(-Insert theme song here-)
Kaze: Hello, and welcome to today's show! Today we're interviewing… Michael Jackson Orochimaru!
Orochimaru: STFU
Kaze: Please Orochimaru, this is a family show.
Orochimaru: I said STFU!
Kaze: Would you mind if we called your Orochi?
Orochimaru: Yes
Pryo: How about Oreo?
Orochimaru: -Insert throbbing anime temple here-
Kaze: So, Oreo-
Orochimaru: STFU
Kaze: Why do you wish to learn all the jutsus?
Orochimaru: Because then I might attract a non-gay fan base.
Pyro: -Laughs- Good luck!
Kaze: I see… Why is your skin so white?
Orochimaru: Cause I'm Michael Jackson incarnate into a anime.
LOLGAYGUYINAUDIENCELOL: I LOVE YOU OROCHIMARU!
Kaze: QUIET DOWN BACK THERE!
LOLGAYGYUINAUDIENCELOL: Dies for no particular reason
Kaze: Ok, glad that's over with… So, Oreo,-
Orochimaru: Gives up
Kaze: what is your inspiration?
Orochimaru: Well, it all started when…
/:-Engage Flashback Mode-1452
We find ourselves at the ninja academy. There are football players nearby.
LOLJOCKLOL: Hey, look! It's Snake Kid!
The football players come over.
LOLJOCK2LOL: P-34R 5 \003
LOLJOCK3LOL: Pushes Orochimaru over
Orochimaru: Ouch! My pride!
LOLJOCK2LOL: -4\/3 333\ P\/\/\Z171Z1\473)!!11one!ONE!1!
LOLJOCK1LOL: He'll never get a date! Who would want to date a guy that lays eggs?
To make matters worse, here come the cheerleaders!
Pyro: This is one flash back that I actually like!
LOLCHEERLEADERLOL: YOU GOT OWN'T!
/:-Disengage Flashback Mode-0000
Kaze: Wow, sucks to be you.
Orochimaru: RAWR!!
Kaze: That's all the time we have! Cya next time folks!
As the show ends, Orochimaru attacks our hero Kaze. Kaze however is guarded by his trusty bodyguard Hank, who kicks Orochimaru's snake-like ass. Security comes in and knocks Orochimaru unconscious.
LOLKAZELOL: YOU GOT OWN'T!!