Summary: Now late into high school, Timmy has had enough of every girl that has ever crossed his path…save for one. He's sitting in study hall with his mp3 player going and assigning songs about how he feels about that individual to them. Up first is Trixie Tang. This story is totally from his p.o.v.

Disclaimer: I own nothing here but the plot. The characters used herein and the show they are portrayed on are the property of Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon. All songs used here are the property of the artist/band, the songwriter, or the record label.

As I sit here trying to get a little bit of my homework done, my thoughts tend to drift, and not to a subject that's at all pleasant. I always seem to think about every girl that has been in my life since I was 10, and most of the time it's like a volcano erupts in my heart. Most have done nothing but knock me in the dirt then kick me while I'm down, save for one. My thoughts go first to the one girl that I ever wanted back in the day, and the one girl that took such great pleasure in humiliating me at every turn: Trixie.

I was always the crazy one
I broke into the stadium
and I wrote your number on the 50 yard line
You were always the perfect one
And the valedictorian so
Under your number I wrote "call for a good time"

One of my favorite songs: "How Do You Like Me Know?!" by Toby Keith starts up and I can't help but smile wickedly. All those years ago she ignored and shunned me. Now she can't keep her lust filled eyes off me! That began back in Middle School when we all hit puberty and I finally got it in my head and heart that she would never love me like I loved her.

I only wanted to catch your attention
but you overlooked me somehow
besides you had too many boyfriends to mention
and I played my guitar too loud.

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
standin here today?
I couldn't make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

Once I hit puberty, I began to grow taller and more muscular (the latter is due to the fact that I began working out and weight training) and began playing basketball for the school. It was only a matter of time before I garnered the attention of the Dimmsdale Memorial High basketball coaches. I had become a star jock overnight but I never let it go to my head…except when it came to Tang.

I can't even begin to describe the unbridled joy and pleasure I felt the day I was able to smack her down a couple thousand pegs when she tried to hit on me after I made Varsity during our sophomore year. The look in her eyes was priceless and I wouldn't trade that for anything. I could tell she was thinking that no one and she would repeat no one dared to reject her! I lapped it up like a kitten to milk, feeling the ultimate victory was mine and mine alone.

When I took off to Tennessee
I heard that you made fun of me
Never imagined I'd make it this far
Then you married into money girl
Aint it a cruel and funny world?
He took your dreams and tore them apart.

He never comes home
And you're always alone
And your kids hear you cryin' down the hall
Alarm clock starts ringin'
Who could that be singin'
It's me baby, with your wake up call!

She thought that by dating Remy Buxaplenty that I would come groveling on my knees for forgiveness, I could see that much in her eyes. I think it disturbed her to no end when I didn't, and even began dating some of her so called "friends". She can't look at me anymore because I always smirk at her, knowing I got the revenge I was owed for the torment she put me through.

I'm sure by know she's heard about the full ride scholarship that the University of Kentucky has offered me, one that I accepted so that as soon as I graduate I can leave this town and all these painful memories in the dust.

Deep down, I know in my heart that it's wrong to feel like I do towards another human being no matter how shitty she may have treated me. Do I care about that…not really. It's payback pure and simple. That girl put me through almost as much hell as Vicky did, and I finally learned my lesson. I sleep like a baby at night now because I'm no longer tormented by the memories of wasting so much precious time on a stuck up snob like her.

It still amazes me looking back that I even had a thing for Trixie. She wasn't even the prettiest girl in school in my mind, but I was obsessed and couldn't stop myself…except for one time. Damn the magic of guilt! I still can't believe I wasted one of Cupid's arrows on Tootie! Well, in hindsight, I never in a million years would've guessed what she would do to me…but that's for later ranting.

How do you like me now?
How do you like me now,
Now that I'm on my way?
Do you still think I'm crazy
Standin' here today?
I couldn't make you love me
But I always dreamed about living in your radio
How do you like me now?

Was I surprised to hear from A.J. earlier today that Remy had knocked her up and left her? Not one bit, but that's a really sad situation for the poor child she's carrying. That child didn't ask or demand to be born, but unless Trixie opts to have an abortion…that kid doesn't stand a chance in my opinion. I feel NO sympathy for Trixie however, she's getting what she deserves.

That's karma for you, it always comes back to bite you…I know from personal experience, but that's a story for later. Right now I'm debating on whether or not to gloat and lord it over her that she's now preggers, and no one…not even Veronica can and/or will bail her out of this one.

Tell me baby...
I will preach on...

She's now on her own because I'm pretty sure that her dad will disown her for getting pregnant so early, even if he and her mother had Trixie in college. The silver spoon is gone forever once Mr. Tang finds out. I may be overjoyed that Trixie got her comeuppance, but I'm no sadist. Her father should stand beside his daughter through the biggest crisis of her young life.

As my mind drifts away from Trixie, it focuses squarely on one of the few females besides Trixie that could hurt me both emotionally and physically: "Icky" Vicky McDonald herself. I can feel my jaw muscles tighten at the mere thought of that evil, hateful bitch. I change the song to the one befitting my emotions towards her and let my mind drift to that place of pain once more.

A/N: Read and Review please. Up next of course is how Timmy feels about his now former babysitter. Vicky did something so horrendous to Timmy a couple of years ago that it brought out a dragon of hate in him. What was it? Read on to find out!