KimyouTeki: Hi, all! This is a Whose Line is it Anyway fanfiction story featuring characters from YGO, Gravitation, and some of my other favorite shows. The winner will get a very special prize—a lemon!

I was inspired by the other WLIIA fics I've read in the past. I love the show, and the stories are a lot of fun, too, so I thought I'd give it a shot. I hope you'll enjoy and feel moved to review and drop some suggestions for future chapters!

Now, let's begin!

Whose Lemon is it Anyway?

Chapter One: 60-second Alphabet

The lights come up and the music blares as the camera sweeps over a cheering audience, finding the Whose Lemon is it Anyway stage. The curtains are shut, and there is one person standing in the middle of the stage, smiling and hopping around.

He waves Kumagoro around, laughing, "Hey everyone! It's Ryu! Nice to see you!"

The audience is chanting, "Sa-Ku-Ma! Sa-Ku-Ma!!"

After a few seconds, Ryu stops and holds his hands up to the audience, asking them to quiet down, but still smiling that cool, gracious smile of his. The applause slowly dies down.

"Hey, everyone, glad you could make it, this is the first chapter of what will hopefully be a long and successful Whose Line is it Anyway fanfic, as if there aren't enough of those already. Who's ready to meet our contestants?"

Wild cheers fill the room.

"Okay, here are tonight's contestants!" Ryu steps aside, moving to get behind the desk at the side of the stage as the curtains are drawn, revealing four people sitting in four chairs at the back of the stage.

"First up," says, Ryu, "Slow Ride, Ryou Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Ryou frowns, and though it's drowned out by the audience, you can tell by the movement of his lips that he's saying, "What is that supposed to mean?"

"Next, Take it Easy, Yusuke Urameshi from Yu Yu Hakusho!"

Yusuke uncrosses one arm to wave at the audience, a smirk on his lips.

"Next up, Slow Down, Yugi Mutou from Yu-Gi-Oh!"

Yugi blushes and waves shyly at the cheering audience.

"And last, Slow Down, I'm getting queasy, Shuichi Shindou from Gravitation!"

ShuChan jumps out of the last chair and dances all over the stage, posing and cheering and egging the audience on.

"That's right, bwa-hahahhaha! Your rock god is here!" He runs over and bows to the desk where Ryuichi is sitting before returning to his chair.

"Okay," says Ryuichi, "welcome to Whose Lemon is it Anyway? where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are about as important as Ask's latest album."

Yusuke yells, "Ooh, burn!" and leans over to high-five ShuChan.

"At the end of the night, a winner will be chosen and will be able to have a lemon with me, Ryuichi Sakuma, right here onstage for the audience's viewing pleasure."

The audience goes apeshit, proving they're a bunch of yaoi fangirls.

"Our first game will be 60-second Alphabet, since KimyouTeki's not very creative. This game is for Yugi, Yusuke, and Shuichi."

The three stand and walk to the front of the stage. Ryuichi goes on, "In this game, you three will play out a scene, but each statement must start with a letter of the alphabet, going down through the whole thing in no more than sixty seconds. What letter will we start with?" he asks the audience.

Fluffy (aka Yami Mariku) and Bakura are sitting side by side in one of the back rows. Mariku yells, "F!" and Bakura yells, "U!"

Yusuke smirks, "Yeah, real mature."

Other audience members call out other letters until Ryuichi holds his hand up for them to stop.

"Okay," says Ryuichi, "We'll start with Y for yaoi."

The audience cheers, and Ryuichi brings out a stopwatch. "The game starts… Now!"

Yugi looks up at Yusuke and opens his mouth to say something, but stops himself and looks at Ryuichi. "Wait, what scene are we supposed to act out?"

Ryuichi falls over sideways, laughing, and for a few seconds all anyone can see of him is his foot sticking up from under the desk. He comes back up, getting back into his seat. "Sorry about that, folks. Yeah, before we play, we should probably tell them what scene they're supposed to be acting out."

He looks out at the audience. "We need a scenario."

"Romeo and Juliet balcony scene!"

"Friday the 13th killing spree!"

"Waiting in line at the DMV!"

"Okay, I heard 'waiting in line at the DMV'!" Ryuichi resets the stopwatch. "Guys, you're waiting in line at the DMV, starting with the letter Y for yaoi. The game starts now!"

Yugi turns to Yusuke, "You got a number 2 pencil?"

Yusuke shakes his head, "Zero pencils."

ShuChan taps Yugi on the shoulder. "A pencil here." and pretends to hand Yugi a pencil. Yugi pretends to try to write with it. "Bad point!"

ShuChan shrugs, "Can't be helped."

Yugi pretends to toss the pencil aside, "Damn!"

Yusuke puts on an irritated expression. "Everyone shut up!"

Yugi says, "Fuhh…."

--the whole audience sucks in a huge gasp—

"…get about you!"

The whole audience sighs relief.

ShuChan says, "Guys, calm down!"

Yusuke points at Yugi. "He's driving me nuts!"

Yugi retorts, "I don't like you either!"

ShuChan says, "Just calm down, guys!"

Yusuke sneers, "Kiss my ass!"

The audience Ooooohs.

Yugi says, "Like it's my fault!"

Yusuke says, "Maybe it is!"

Yugi retorts, "No it isn't!"

Yusuke goes, "Oh yes it is!"

ShuChan steps between them. "Please, guys…"

Yugi puts up his index finger. "Question, why is this any of your business?"

Yusuke goes, "Right!"

ShuChan shouts, "Sheesh, I was just trying to help!"

"Tell someone else," says Yusuke.

ShuChan yells, "Up yours!" while pretending to storm off. He goes and stands towards the back of the stage, arms crossed, pouting adorably.

Yugi and Yusuke stare over at him. Yugi says, "Very strange guy."

Yusuke nods, "Weirdo."

There's a long pause, and all three performers get a little anxious. They search their minds for words that start with X.

Yugi suddenly holds up his hands as if offering Yusuke something. "Xylophone?"

Yusuke pretends to take it from Yugi's hands. "Yes, thank you."

Ryuichi smacks the buzzer down multiple times, signaling the end of the game and the three go back to their seats as the audience claps.

Ryuichi says, "No points for anyone."

Yugi gets a confused, hurt look on his face and Yusuke's leaning forward in his seat going, "What? Why not?"

Ryuichi explains, "It was supposed to be waiting in line at the DMV, and you somehow turned it into 'Taking the final exam'."

"No, we were taking our driving tests."

"Yeah, driving tests."

"Okay, ten points to Yugi for pulling that explanation out of his ass." Ryuichi consulted his index cards. "Next game will be 'Scenes from a Hat', but we can't play it yet. We need suggestions from the audience."

To Be Continued

KimyouTeki: That was the first chapter, hope you liked! Anyhoo, just like Ryuichi said, we need suggestions for the next game, which is going to be 'Scenes from a Hat'. You know, stuff like, "Worst things to hear when you're on the operating table", or "Worst things to say on a first date" (I think those were both used on the show). Feedback and suggestions aren't just appreciated, they'll help the story along! So drop me a line and come back for the next chapter! See ya!